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A few vegan jokes ;)

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    More silly vegan humor ; )

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    Love them all!
     
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    These are wonderful. Love them all!
     
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    Why does vegan cheese taste bad?
    - It hasn't been tested on mice.

    Bad Headlines
    • Restaurants Beef Up Vegetarian Menus (Wall Street Journal 91.10.15, p.B1)
    • Will McDonald's Beef Up Menu with Veggie Burger? (Boston Globe, 98.10.6, D1)
    • Beans Beef Up Vegetarian Meal (Boston Herald 94.2.9, p.57)
    • Strictly Vegetarian Trader Brings Home the Bacon (Los Angeles Times 88.8.21, p. 2)
    • I could go on, but I won't.
    What do you call it when one chickpea murders another?
    - Hummus-cide

    An argument between two vegans is not called a beef.
    - Just two people with bad 'tempehs'.


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    As much as l would love to share these with my non vegan friends...they do not have the intelligence required to understand them! BUT l do and l think they are hilarious !
     
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    Hmm...poking fun at our expense.

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    I do realize a few of these jokes are somewhat anti-vegan, but the humor is still worth posting imho.

    Please feel free to add your own to this thread
     
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    I don't have any jokes to share but I have shared some of these around.
     
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    Finally a sense of humour, good work
     
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    Glad to see my thread thriving with healthy vegan humor ;0
     
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    I became vegan because vegetarian takes too long to spell.

    Q:
    What do you call a vegan who goes back to meat eating?
    A: Someone who lost their veg-inity!

    Carnist: Did you hear about that new study that says vegan's are more likely to go blind? I guess it’s because you don’t get the proper nutrition.
    Vegan: Nah, it’s just from reading all of those tiny ingredients lists.

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    Q: What’s the best way to keep milk fresh?
    A: Leave it in the cow.

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    Q: What does the chicken hope to find when it crosses the road?
    A: Vegans.

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    Western Carnist Logic: Countries that eat dogs, cats or dolphins are totally barbaric. They should just eat pigs, cows, fish, chicken and turkeys like normal people.

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    Carnist:
    You need meat to get strong like a lion can eat a rabbit because he eats meat!
    Vegan: ye… well you do realize there are other animals besides the rabbit that are herbivore… Like the freaking Rhino!

    How many meat eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.


     
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