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A few vegan jokes ;)

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Veganite, Mar 7, 2018.

  1. Veganite
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    More silly vegan humor ; )

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    Love them all!
     
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    These are wonderful. Love them all!
     
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    Why does vegan cheese taste bad?
    - It hasn't been tested on mice.

    Bad Headlines
    • Restaurants Beef Up Vegetarian Menus (Wall Street Journal 91.10.15, p.B1)
    • Will McDonald's Beef Up Menu with Veggie Burger? (Boston Globe, 98.10.6, D1)
    • Beans Beef Up Vegetarian Meal (Boston Herald 94.2.9, p.57)
    • Strictly Vegetarian Trader Brings Home the Bacon (Los Angeles Times 88.8.21, p. 2)
    • I could go on, but I won't.
    What do you call it when one chickpea murders another?
    - Hummus-cide

    An argument between two vegans is not called a beef.
    - Just two people with bad 'tempehs'.


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    As much as l would love to share these with my non vegan friends...they do not have the intelligence required to understand them! BUT l do and l think they are hilarious !
     
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    Hmm...poking fun at our expense.

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    I do realize a few of these jokes are somewhat anti-vegan, but the humor is still worth posting imho.

    Please feel free to add your own to this thread
     
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    I don't have any jokes to share but I have shared some of these around.
     
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    Finally a sense of humour, good work
     
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    Glad to see my thread thriving with healthy vegan humor ;0
     
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