'I'm a vegan, therefore I know karate'

[winter.frost]

Political satire at it's best. Apologies to fans of Trump, but I hope you will find this segment nonetheless funny. Oh and - yeah - there are plenty of karate-chopping vegans as well!

Trump: 'I'm self-funding my campaign; I tell the truth.'
John Oliver: '"I'm rich, therefore I'm telling the truth" has the same internal logic as "I'm vegan, therefore I know karate".'

 

[Damo]

I'm vegan, therefore I know karate

It took me a second to understand, I'm slow!

Personally, I don't like Trump... I hope he doesn't become president

Who's willing to lend me a "small loan"?