I couldn't resist. I came across this trailer, and had to see the movie.
The movie was pretty cheesy, but there was one scene in particular that had me rolling. First, understand that the movie is about little carnivorous condoms that run around trying to bite penises off. In this scene, the main detective has one trapped in a hotel room and he's trying to lure it out. He does so by taking off his pants and dangling his ***** out as bait. He's saying things like "Come on you little *******, time for dinner!" The person with him, waiting frightened behind him, says "I'd get castration anxiety if I were you." The detective mutters under his breath, as he prepares to do battle with the killer condom, "I'd get ***** envy if I were you."
So yeah... Classy movie. I highly recommend it for those with no taste and crude sense of humor.