At this point I’d love to spend a few paragraphs going through the research, explaining what the scientists involved did and pointing out any issues with their methodology; it makes these things a lot easier to write. Unfortunately, I can’t, because there doesn’t actually seem to be any of that whatsoever. Instead, the story appears to be based entirely on the conjecture of Dr. Alistair Moffat, MD, of a Scottish consumer DNA-testing company called “ScottishDNA.” It
isn’t even published as a press release on their website, let alone in an actual study.
To back this speculation up, the
Daily Record’s "Scotland Now" blog approached another scientist who agreed with the research,
but who “asked not to be named because of the theoretical nature of the work.” This mysterious spewer of science-y sound bites was so confident in the work he was commenting on that he didn’t want his name to be publicly associated with it. And while we’re looking at the people involved, it’s not entirely clear why the
Record has called Moffat "Dr. Moffat" in the first place, given his main career was as a journalist at STV, and the company website
lists his qualifications as an MA and M.Phil, the former
apparently in medieval history.