I SPY....

I spy Pac-Man.

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Yeah, the beard-cage, too.... LOL

Also :rofl:at "Millenios".... :lol:
I know right? I was trying to recall them from back in the day. In hindsight, and even in the moment, we do make some pretty hilarious novelty food items. I wonder if the folks who come up with those ideas have any equally amusing personality quirks or if they are just stuffy corporate types.
 
I spy emergency rations:
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Fun fact: We used to have one of these at my house when I was a kid. My mum picked it up as a brand advertisement from a food service convention she attended. The back side of the label listed their other [more legitimate] products.