Ruin Somebody's Wish

[Amy SF]

This is a new game where each poster makes a wish, and the next person has to grant it, but ruin it at the same time.

Example:
Me: I wish I had a delicious vegan burrito.

Next poster: Granted, but there's a big dead fly in it, plus the tortilla is a little moldy. I wish I could meet Bruce Springsteen.

Next poster: Granted, but Bruce has a raging head cold, sneezes and coughs all over you, and rushes home to get better without autographing your copy of Born to Run. I wish...

(And so on)

So, I'll start.

I wish I had a really good apple for my lunch today.

 

[Andy_T]

Easy. You find a nice, juicy leftover apple in your fruit bowl and enjoy it.
However, halfway through your delicious apple, you discover half a worm...

I wish I had a good reason to upgrade my car!

 

[Amy SF]

Wish granted. Thanks to the will of a rich relative you didn't know about, you come into possession of a red Ferrari, but you absentmindedly drive into the filming of the latest Fast and Furious movie, park and leave it, and the set technicians mistake your car for a prop car, and blow it up.

I wish my bathroom would automatically clean itself so I don't have to do it.

 

[MadamSarcastra]

@Amy SF -- **POOF!** New-age, high-tech, self-cleaning, "smart-loo"!! Unfortunately, it's not timed, just touchy... and it begins its crazy, frantic, full-on cleaning cycle as soon as you step foot on the floor... leaving you forced to use a bucket in the garage.

I wish cat hair would stay on cats. -- (Yeah, I'm kinda settin' ya up here.... LOL)

 

[Amy SF]

Granted, but that's because it's all glued on, and it makes the cats itchy, and they all start licking the glue and getting sick from it.

I wish I could win a dance competition.