Sit or stand- number 2 poll

[AspireToExpire]

So through chance and mirror reflexion I recently saw something strange. I saw the man I have been living with 10 years standing to wipe his rear.

This naturally took me by surprise and got me curious about "that other crowd".

Do you stay seated to wipe or do you stand? Vote and discuss.

 

[Rosie1]

Girls don't poop. Gosh.

 

[led.boots]

Girls don't poop. Gosh.

Ha this reminds me of my grandmother, who would say that 'horses sweat, men perspire, and women glow'.

 

[Freesia]

Horses glitter.

 

[led.boots]

Horses glitter.

I like that, they do look glittery!


OK, I'm embarrassed at these kinds of topics, but I'm a nurse (female) and I think it is that some men like to get their bits and pieces out of the way, so they stand.

 

[Digger]

I love how this thread is under High Culture.

 

[Spang]

I stay seated. I've tried wiping while standing, but it just didn't feel right.

 

[Forster]

What's next, do you wipe from the front or reach around?

 

[Spang]

I poop, therefore I am.

 

[uno]

women sit. i never sit. ever.

 

[Alice-Bee]

Da fuq did I just stumble upon here....

Best.Thread....

 

[AspireToExpire]

I like that, they do look glittery!


OK, I'm embarrassed at these kinds of topics, but I'm a nurse (female) and I think it is that some men like to get their bits and pieces out of the way, so they stand.

Doesn't this pinch things closed though and make you fight against yourself? Just seems more natural to stay seated exposing the little pucker rather than clenched between cheeks...

What's next, do you wipe from the front or reach around?

I've done both methods but as a woman, wipe with front to back motion. Don't want an infection

 

[silva]

Doesn't this pinch things closed though and make you fight against yourself? Just seems more natural to stay seated exposing the little pucker rather than clenched between cheeks...



I've done both methods but as a woman, wipe with front to back motion. Don't want an infection

 

[MrsSchu2u]

It has never ever occurred to me to stand.

 

[AlmandineSky]

I had no idea some people stand up to wipe.

 

[AeryFairy]

Why would you stand?! Surely you can't really get at anything that way...

 

[uno]

lol. i think folks forget there are physical differences between males and females..

 

[Moll Flanders]

So funny. I'm glad to say I have never seen my hubbie in the loo. Relationships need some mystery.

 

[AspireToExpire]

I wish I hadn't seen it.... we both paid a price for him going with the door open.

 

[Digger]

I'm glad to say I have never seen my hubbie in the loo.

Wow... are you newlyweds? My wife and I got the whole cranking-one-out-in-front-of-the-spouse business over with pretty early on.