Sit or stand- number 2 poll

Sit or stand- number 2 poll


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Wow... are you newlyweds? My wife and I got the whole cranking-one-out-in-front-of-the-spouse business over with pretty early on.

If you call being together 19 years newlyweds.:p I have gone for a wee when I've been drunk but I made him face away from me.
 
Wow... are you newlyweds? My wife and I got the whole cranking-one-out-in-front-of-the-spouse business over with pretty early on.
We've been married a quarter century now and have managed to avoid this treat by shutting the bathroom door. :)
 
I just looked at the results and was surprised by how many said stand. Then noticed it said I picked stand! No I didn't! :no:
Could there be a flaw in the polling?
 
Doesn't this pinch things closed though and make you fight against yourself? Just seems more natural to stay seated exposing the little pucker rather than clenched between cheeks...
I don't think we're talking about standing upright with clenched cheeks, which would make things quite... unserviceable. We're talking about a standing-squat type deal. I myself have done both depending on the circumstance. My last apartment had a low-rider toilet with an unusually high water level so wiping while sitting down sometimes was a bit... messy.
 
1) While sitting - prepare tp.
2) Stand - observe contents of toilet
3) For best results; wipe one way - grab more tp - wipe the other way - repeat if necessary
 
Husband and I won't even pee when the other person is in the shower, thus shielded from view.
I guess this surprises me because there were often times when my wife needed to use the bathroom at the same time I was in the shower... and let me tell you it was a huge adjustment to learn that a beautiful woman's **** smells just as bad as any other. That woman could stink up a bathroom with the best of them.
 
When we were shopping for houses (and apartments before that), we didn't even look at any place that only had one bathroom. We ended up with 1.5 bathrooms, which was our minimum requirement.
 
When we were shopping for houses (and apartments before that), we didn't even look at any place that only had one bathroom. We ended up with 1.5 bathrooms, which was our minimum requirement.
Damn, you must be rich!

The rest of us have to put up with our spouses/boyfriends/girlfriends taking a huge nasty dump in our bathrooms. :)

Maybe it's the Montana in me that makes me less offended by such things.
 
Damn, you must be rich!

The rest of us have to put up with our spouses/boyfriends/girlfriends taking a huge nasty dump in our bathrooms. :)

Maybe it's the Montana in me that makes me less offended by such things.


Nah, we passed up larger and nicer houses that only had one bathroom, for the same price. That second toilet is very important to us. :p
 
I dont mind sharing a bathroom with a partner but firmly believe the door should be kept shut and no simultaneous bathroom activity, there has to be some mystery. Also I think that toilets have no business being in a bathroom, they should be in a room of their own.
 
:yes:

Husband and I won't even pee when the other person is in the shower, thus shielded from view.

Same here. :yes:

Would it freak you out to know that I have held it for my husband as he peed?

Can't speak for RL but it wouldn't freak me out...just because something doesn't work for me doesn't mean I'm bothered by what someone else does. I'm cool like that, lol. :cool:
 
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