SuicideBlonde
Adorkable rockstar!
Anxiety, out of work. Husband is working uber eats as he is out of work. I am trying to find a work from home job due to my risk group health issues. We will be ok though.
Oh I'm sorry! Though I was also really worried about you being in a nursing home.Anxiety, out of work. Husband is working uber eats as he is out of work. I am trying to find a work from home job due to my risk group health issues. We will be ok though.
Geez... I feel so so bad for you... but can't stop laughing (recognize myself in some life situations). You've got a writer's talent. I hope you're ok and your head (and your bruised pride) get better after chilling in front of tv.Hey all
I know this is unrelated, but, just felt like sharing:
Ok, so, today I was mildly stress eating junk (vegan) food, and just went to put back the raw brownies in the fridge. As I put back the sad remnants of the chocolate bar in the cupboard, trying to be clever doing both, the lid fell off the tupperware box with the brownies and 2/3's fell on the floor, I shoved the chocolate away, and rushed to pick up the brownies, before the dog could get them (dates, nuts, cocoa powder all bad for dogs!), and was so cross that as I was scooping them up in kitchen roll, forgot I had left the cupboard door open and bashed myself on the head.
Trying then to fend dog off remaining brownies on floor with my foot and shouting 'No! Leave!!' words that clearly mean to her 'Eat it, now!', I shoved some in the bin, shut cupboard whilst swearing, and managed to grab the rest off the floor whilst debating the '10 second rule' (if it's on the floor less than ten seconds, put it back in the container).
I suddenly recalled that I had stepped in dog poop whilst in slippers this morning as the dog had tracked a bit in on her paws... Eeew. So all in the bin now... I did get the 'Vanish' spray out on the floor! But still. I do have some standards (just). The dog was unimpressed with having her paws wiped and cleaned and keeps giving me accusing looks. Especially as I wouldn't let her clean up the floor in her own way aka eat it.
I have concluded that I am safer not doing anything today except slob about on here and in front of TV. Clearly those people advocating excercise should include health warnings for those physically challenged! My head is ok, just a slight ache, more bruised pride.
Note to self, do as suggested for a morning routine on TV 'advice experts', as in don't slob in your zebra onesie with unwashed hair and chocolate crumbs all over you, but DO get washed and dressed as if going out. What the hell would the neighbours think if I was carted off to A&E looking like some mad Zebra loving eejit!
Anyway. I managed to console myself with Oreo biscuits (not saying how many) and a proper cup of tea, and now the dog forgives me because she is looking at me hopefully and drooling.....
Geez... I feel so so bad for you... but can't stop laughing (recognize myself in some life situations). You've got a writer's talent. I hope you're ok and your head (and your bruised pride) get better after chilling in front of tv.
That's good that you have recovered. I also feel sorry for your brownies, spilled onto the floor. What a waste of yummies...
Hello Val
Thanks, you have to laugh, even at yourself sometimes! My head is ok, thanks very much, the oreo biscuit packet is now empty (very much like my head!) I do get myself into stupid situations....
Hey all
I know this is unrelated, but, just felt like sharing:
Ok, so, today I was mildly stress eating junk (vegan) food, and just went to put back the raw brownies in the fridge. As I put back the sad remnants of the chocolate bar in the cupboard, trying to be clever doing both, the lid fell off the tupperware box with the brownies and 2/3's fell on the floor, I shoved the chocolate away, and rushed to pick up the brownies, before the dog could get them (dates, nuts, cocoa powder all bad for dogs!), and was so cross that as I was scooping them up in kitchen roll, forgot I had left the cupboard door open and bashed myself on the head.
Trying then to fend dog off remaining brownies on floor with my foot and shouting 'No! Leave!!' words that clearly mean to her 'Eat it, now!', I shoved some in the bin, shut cupboard whilst swearing, and managed to grab the rest off the floor whilst debating the '10 second rule' (if it's on the floor less than ten seconds, put it back in the container).
I suddenly recalled that I had stepped in dog poop whilst in slippers this morning as the dog had tracked a bit in on her paws... Eeew. So all in the bin now... I did get the 'Vanish' spray out on the floor! But still. I do have some standards (just). The dog was unimpressed with having her paws wiped and cleaned and keeps giving me accusing looks. Especially as I wouldn't let her clean up the floor in her own way aka eat it.
I have concluded that I am safer not doing anything today except slob about on here and in front of TV. Clearly those people advocating excercise should include health warnings for those physically challenged! My head is ok, just a slight ache, more bruised pride.
Note to self, do as suggested for a morning routine on TV 'advice experts', as in don't slob in your zebra onesie with unwashed hair and chocolate crumbs all over you, but DO get washed and dressed as if going out. What the hell would the neighbours think if I was carted off to A&E looking like some mad Zebra loving eejit!
Anyway. I managed to console myself with Oreo biscuits (not saying how many) and a proper cup of tea, and now the dog forgives me because she is looking at me hopefully and drooling.....
That was the worst part! I spent ages yesterday making them. Note - a stick blender takes a loooonnnnng time to make raw brownies. I was doing it a bit at a time as I couldn't be harrised to get the big blender out...That's good that you have recovered. I also feel sorry for your brownies, spilled onto the floor. What a waste of yummies...
Hello Val
Thanks, you have to laugh, even at yourself sometimes! My head is ok, thanks very much, the oreo biscuit packet is now empty (very much like my head!) I do get myself into stupid situations....
P.S. i found myself in an idiotic situation yesterday evening. I started to fill up our new kettle with tap water, in order to boil it. This kettle has an utterly marasmatic construction. I stepped a couple santimeters back from the sink, and the water started ricocheting from the kettle's handle. I found myself in the middle of a cold fountain. Needless to say, that a few seconds of this fountain were enough to form a gigantic puddle on the floor. The next ten minutes were wasted on swearing and wiping the water off the floor.
Hello Val
Thanks, you have to laugh, even at yourself sometimes! My head is ok, thanks very much, the oreo biscuit packet is now empty (very much like my head!) I do get myself into stupid situations....
Ha, ha, I can relate.....!Now I know why you like MP.