Unpopular Opinions Society

[Danielle]

Oh. Is it just for probation?

 

[Spang]

I once peed in a balloon for someone who needed clean urine.

It worked.

 

[Snowcone]

Last time I got drug tested, they just made me stick some sort of swab into my mouth. I'd imagine it'd be harder to fake one of those though.

 

[Danielle]

I'd imagine it wouldn't stay in your mouth for too long, though. I think I'd rather get my saliva tested than my urine. I'm pretty sure I would pass a saliva test, but I know I won't pass a urine test... I'm thinking I won't **** clean for 3 months if I quit today. But, yeah. lol
"I smoked weed and passed a swab test the next day."
"i've had friends smoke right before going into get swabbed and they passed.

Saliva testing is a joke imo"

 

[Freesia]

I have never been drug tested. That doesnt happen over here unless you have a job operating machinery such as a bulldozer or something.

In New Zealand it is kind of accepted that you are going to fall off things or crash into things. As long as you fill in the paperwork afterwards, that is what counts.

 

[ledboots]

Oh. Is it just for probation?

Yes, court related or traffic infraction related are the only ones I know that they can watch you. And the military, I learned from spang.

I read a story once about a black guy who had to pee in front of them for probation, and he had purchased a fake ***** that has fake urine included to pass the test, but the ***** was white, and the court noticed.
He should have gotten The Whizzinator to.match his skin tone. http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/whizzinator-fake-*****.aspx

 

[Danielle]

Wow, that's so smart

 

[Spang]

Don't forget to add the Sticky Hand Warmers!

 

[Spang]

The darker penises are slightly bigger.

 

[Danielle]

Not surprising at all.

 

[Spang]

Also, unless I have an abnormally small *****, all of those flaccid dongs are a bit too long.

 

[Freesia]

I cant believe that guy would go to this much trouble to create this:

http://www.instructables.com/id/The-Twittering-Office-Chair/

 

[Blobbenstein]

That would be all I would feel like adding to twitter.

 

[Spang]

Kickstarter and Fund Me programs need to have strict guidelines and rules. The majority of them are just people begging for money for things they can really afford themselves, but they just don't want to spend their own money.

Jon Lajoie launches a fake KickStarter to become super rich:

 

[Envy]

Adventure Time is overrated.

 

[Spang]

I want to watch Adventure Time, because of Tumblr.

 

[ledboots]

The darker penises are slightly bigger.

 

[RabbitLuvr]

I have no desire to watch Adventure Time.

 

[FortyTwo]

I want to watch Adventure Time, because of Tumblr.

Dooooo eeet.

I have no desire to watch Adventure Time.

I definitely recommend it, it's got great humor and is surprisingly complex, especially for something marketed as a kids' show.

 

[FortyTwo]

Classic distopian novels such as 1984, Animal Farm and Brave New World, etc should be required reading for all high school students.

Certainly they are more meaningful and relevant in today's world than Anna Karannina or Shakespeare, which I was required to read.

But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
It is the East, and Eastasia has always been at war with Oceania.