Unpopular Opinions Society

[AeryFairy]

A 'straight' dude who will let a guy blow them after two beers.

I thought so too, but apparently not.

 

[Envy]

It made me think of "two-pump chump", actually.

 

[Digger]

I thought so too, but apparently not.

Maybe you were drinking the wrong beer?

 

[AeryFairy]

Maybe you were drinking the wrong beer?

I never drink the wrong beer.

 

[kazyeeqen]

"Queer" as in "wimp" as in "misogynist homophobes say this".

Basically, someone who can only down two beers before they get drunk, implying weakness and a lack of masculinity.

Said by a health teacher, whose three jobs are to teach about the human body and health, make sure students are emotionally healthy, and teach resistance against drugs.

He's not very good at the first thing either. Though I hear he got laid off, yay!

Oh I've never heard that expression, neither the 'two beer queer' one or 'queer' being used as such.

Those crazy homophobes and their slang!

eta finished reading the posts, looks like you're being outnumbered, 42...

 

[Envy]

Oh I've never heard that expression, neither the 'two beer queer' one or 'queer' being used as such.

Those crazy homophobes and their slang!

Nothing beats the gay people when it comes to slang though.

 

[Digger]

Those crazy homophobes and their slang!

I've actually only ever heard the expression 'two beer queer' from gay folk.

 

[kazyeeqen]

Nothing beat the gay people and their slang though.

It's probably more original, but maybe I'm just stereotyping.

 

[kazyeeqen]

I've actually only ever heard the expression 'two beer queer' from gay folk.

I can imagine.

 

[AeryFairy]

eta finished reading the posts, looks like you're being outnumbered, 42...

Google agrees though

 

[Digger]

I can imagine.

To put this into context...

I was once shot at by a man who picked ME up in rural West Virginia and made passionate sex with me for an entire night. He gave me his phone number and everything and told me to stop by the bar he worked at whenever I wanted. When I did actually go to visit him at this bar he worked at, he was a totally different person and told me that if I didn't leave the bar immediately he would kill me. Of course I laughed thinking that he was joking, but he pulled a shotgun out from behind the bar and pointed it at me. When I realized that he was serious I tore off like a bat out of hell and he shot out the rear window of my vehicle.

That... my friends... is a two-beer queer.

 

[hungryraccoon]

^ That show looks so annoying. I can't stand really posh accents.

My unpopular opinion is that I don't like soya sauce. I'm over it!

No way?! Love a posh accent. Better than the towie Essex accent...

I so want their lives. Damn it.

Agree with you on the soya sauce thing though - it's pretty horrid.

 

[beancounter]

To put this into context...

I was once shot at by a man who picked ME up in rural West Virginia and made passionate sex with me for an entire night. He gave me his phone number and everything and told me to stop by the bar he worked at whenever I wanted. When I did actually go to visit him at this bar he worked at, he was a totally different person and told me that if I didn't leave the bar immediately he would kill me. Of course I laughed thinking that he was joking, but he pulled a shotgun out from behind the bar and pointed it at me. When I realized that he was serious I tore off like a bat out of hell and he shot out the rear window of my vehicle.

That... my friends... is a two-beer queer.

That sounds more like someone who is in the closet in public, but get out around strangers. For a normal weight man, the effects of two beers shouldn't last "all night"

 

[Dedalus]

To put this into context...

I was once shot at by a man who picked ME up in rural West Virginia and made passionate sex with me for an entire night. He gave me his phone number and everything and told me to stop by the bar he worked at whenever I wanted. When I did actually go to visit him at this bar he worked at, he was a totally different person and told me that if I didn't leave the bar immediately he would kill me. Of course I laughed thinking that he was joking, but he pulled a shotgun out from behind the bar and pointed it at me. When I realized that he was serious I tore off like a bat out of hell and he shot out the rear window of my vehicle.

That... my friends... is a two-beer queer.

Holy ****. What a story.

 

[Digger]

Holy ****. What a story.

We've all got our stories, and mine aren't all that unusual I think.

Matthew Shepard was murdered after being put in exactly the same situation I was.

I was just lucky.

 

[Dedalus]

We've all got our stories, and mine aren't all that unusual I think.

Matthew Shepard was murdered after being put in exactly the same situation I was.

I was just lucky.

Glad everything turned out all right - it certainly could have gone the other way.

 

[Moll Flanders]

No way?! Love a posh accent. Better than the towie Essex accent...

My husband is from Essex.

 

[Envy]

When it comes to shotguns, I often assume that the user actually isn't joking around.

 

[hungryraccoon]

My husband is from Essex.

Ha, a lot of my friends are. I'm only joking with you.

 

[FortyTwo]

Perhaps that is the true meaning of the phrase, but based on the conversational context I am certain it was what I'm referring to.

Maybe his misinterpretation of the phrase is a part of his incompetence?