Unpopular Opinions Society

[Alice-Bee]

I feel posh when I use a butter knife.

 

[FortyTwo]

Ties are weird.

Like, "here, take this folded piece of fabric that serves no function and put it on your chest! It'll make you more attractive!"

 

[sequoia]

I don't like that in this culture we are expected to "leave a mark" or "succeed". I don't care if I'm remembered. I don't need to change the world. I'm happy to just be.

 

[kibbleforlola]

I need to change the world. What's the point of life, otherwise?

 

[ledboots]

I need to change the world. What's the point of life, otherwise?

 

[FortyTwo]

Chances are, I'm breathing the air right now that you breathed at some point in your life.

And the air that Marie Curie breathed, or Martin Luther King, Jr.

You change the world just by existing. Every single thing you do impacts every single other thing in the Universe.

I'm pulling on the Andromeda galaxy slightly just by sitting here at my computer. I can live with that.

 

[Blobbenstein]

I'm pulling on the Andromeda galaxy slightly just by sitting here at my computer. I can live with that.

this is the good side effect of morbid obesity; we get to pull more on things.....maybe I am part of the dark matter.....

 

[beancounter]

Every single thing you do impacts every single other thing in the Universe.

Have you ever seen "The Butterfly Effect"? I recommend it.

 

[hungryraccoon]

Ties are weird.

Like, "here, take this folded piece of fabric that serves no function and put it on your chest! It'll make you more attractive!"

Oh dear, I thought that said 'Tits are weird.'

Was rather confused for a minute there.

 

[Danielle]

Chewing tobacco is way more disgusting than smoking cigarettes.
I love the smell of someone smoking a pipe or a cigar though.

Yuck
I'm guessing tobacco smoke smells great to tobacco smokers, though
Although the flavored electronic hookahs smell good to me
Never smelled pipe tobacco or a cigar

 

[Alice-Bee]

I just saw a gif set on tumblr from the TV show Hannibal. It said "Nothing here is Vegetarian"
Its human flesh right...Is Vegetarianism exclusive to non human animals? Or is eating human meat not veggie. My brain isnt being nice today.

 

[Danielle]

It's totally fine for vegetarians to eat human meat, it's vegans that avoid it
Just gotta live in the right country, unless you don't mind breaking laws

 

[Alice-Bee]

Just incase the Police are reading i should probably say I have no plans or desires to kill and eat a human.

Swear!

 

[Danielle]

As long as they die naturally, its ok I mean why bury them when you can eat them!? Every time you bury a person, you're throwing away food for fucks sake
I actually don't care what happens to my body after I die.. how could I care if I'm dead?

 

[Alice-Bee]

As long as they die naturally, its ok I mean why bury them when you can eat them!? Every time you bury a person, you're throwing away food for ****s sake
I actually don't care what happens to my body after I die.. I mean how could I care if I'm dead?

Unless you are a ghost and see what happens, then youd be all 'Dude..stop panfrying my leg for Petes sakes!'

 

[Danielle]

As long as they don't pan fry my genitals?

 

[Spang]

Vegetarians don't eat animals. Humans are animals.

 

[Blobbenstein]

yes, but vegans aren't supposed to exploit animals, yet eating non-fair trade chocolate is vegan as long as there are no animal ingredients in it...so humans are the exception.

 

[Moll Flanders]

^ Well, some vegans do try and limit damage to humans too, although it is more difficult and it isn't strictly vegan by definition.

My unpopular opinion is that I don't like the shabby chic trend. I don't understand why people take a piece of furniture and distress the wood and make it look worse than it did before.

 

[FortyTwo]

Oh dear, I thought that said 'Tits are weird.'

Was rather confused for a minute there.

If people begin folding breasts up and tying them around their necks I think the fashion industry will have finally tipped over the edge.