Why leaving Tom Cruise makes Katie Holmes a feminist hero

[Digger]

As would I. If I have a choice, though, I would prefer NOT to be one of the Early Martyrs of the Church of Jimmy.

Saint MLP has a nice ring to it I think. Saint Uno sounds cool as hell.

 

[uno]

Saint MLP has a nice ring to it I think. Saint Uno sounds cool as hell.

and we would quickly be crucified by the likes of our haters...lol.

 

[Digger]

and we would quickly be crucified by the likes of our haters...lol.

Yes but you would be immortalized forever. Stop being such a baby...

 

[uno]

Yes but you would be immortalized forever. Stop being such a baby...

no worries. i never said i had a problem with a. being crucified and b. being hated. if i wasn't hated, i'd just be a sheep.

 

[SuicideBlonde]

If I started the Church of Jimmy I wonder how many people would join?

Only if I can be a high priestess.

 

[Digger]

Only if I can be a high priestess.

How much of the profits would you require for that position?

 

[uno]

How much of the profits would you require for that position?

the limitless alcohol.

 

[SuicideBlonde]

How much of the profits would you require for that position?

We have to come to a private agreement. We would not want everyone to know.

 

[mlp]

I need to get something straight about this saint position. I'm O.K. with being hated. I'm O.K. with being figuratively crucified. I am most decidedly not O.K. with being literally crucified, or with any other form of torture or mode of being put to death that involves pain.

 

[Digger]

I need to get something straight about this saint position. I'm O.K. with being hated. I'm O.K. with being figuratively crucified. I am most decidedly not O.K. with being literally crucified, or with any other form of torture or mode of being put to death that involves pain.

Wuss...

 

[Digger]

I belong to the Church of the Subgenius myself... it's the only one that makes any sense.

 

[uno]

I need to get something straight about this saint position. I'm O.K. with being hated. I'm O.K. with being figuratively crucified. I am most decidedly not O.K. with being literally crucified, or with any other form of torture or mode of being put to death that involves pain.

how about if i gave you a good back rub during? would that help? the sweet and the sour.

 

[mlp]

Although I would do almost anything for a good back rub, the critical word here is "almost."

 

[mlp]

Wuss...

Fortunately, I'm past the age of not being able to resist a double dog dare.

 

[Digger]

How about a triple dog dare?

 

[yakherder]

I had a scientologist classmate in a college class back in Vegas. I found him to be more rational than most of the other classmates. The only reason scientology is viewed as being any more ridiculous than any of the other ridiculous religions out there is because it's not the norm. Actually, I'd say the fact that Scientology has not been at the center of as many genocides, religious crusade based conquests, and pedophilia conspiracies as your average religion puts it at least one or two notches higher... I mean there's an "as seen on youtube" mysterious ex-scientologist disappearance here and there, but those people were probably going to hell anyway so I'll let it slide.

 

[Scorpius]

I can barely read this. Yahoo "news" reporters use bizarre word choice. Unless it's just "too hip" for me.

 

[Rosie1]

If I started the Church of Jimmy I wonder how many people would join?

As long as your flying spaghetti balls were veggie....

 

[Freesia]

As celebrity disputes go, Holmes has pulled off the biggest rout in memory. What Tina Turner did for battered women by breaking away from Ike, Katie Holmes has done for spouses and children suffering from religious abuse and coercion. She fought bullying with bullying. She beat Tom Cruise. She beat Scientology. It’s not too much to call her a feminist hero.

that is the paragraph that says that.

 

[Kitties]

I'd say there are women who left bad situations with children and barely a penny in their pocket. They are real heroes.