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    So I just read an article. The headline really didn't have much to do with the body of the article but the headline got me thinking.

    It was
    It got me thinking, what would the last headlines look like.

    Just imagining a few put a smile on my face. So I thought it might be fun to come up with a few. Then I thought that this could be a fun challenge. The funniest one. The most likely. the most anticipated. The most obvious. etc. You could even assign a category (or make up your own) just for more fun.

    You don't have to write the whole article. Just the headline. Maybe a sub-headline or first sentence would be good if it needs it.

    I've already got a bunch of ideas but to get the ball rolling....
     
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    LOL. That is so good. I love it.
     
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