Yes or no. And that's final.

Yes. No. I don't know. I've never attempted to fly a kite, so I don't know if I'm good at it or not.

Have you ever attempted to tear open a plastic bag of cereal or chips or anything similar and you accidentally rip the whole bag open and the contents get spilled all over the floor?
 
I have, but I just can't remember what it was that tumbled to the floor.

Do you like to wear yellow coloured items of clothing?
 
No, not really. I don't follow football (soccer) these days.

Have you ever found a spider in some food packaging?
 
Nope, too many allergies. Planting stuff and watching it grow is nice, but they mostly die on me.

Do you get wish you had more time for you things?
 
Yes!

Do you ever ask for just a plain 'ol cup of joe, no sweeteners, no flavorings, nothing added to it at all, and get weird looks from the person behind the counter?
 
Yes. (The world seems to expect people to want sweeteners.)
Do you like talking on the phone?
 
No, I don't celebrate it or even recognise it's presence.

Have you ever walked at least 30 miles in a day?
 
Some of the larger spiders are escorted out of the bathroom window on occasion, the rest can stay.

Did you have a favourite teacher at school that you still think fondly of?