10 Pranks That Will Spice Up Your Relationship

[kazyeeqen]

I have to admit if you sent me to get a blunt knife, and somehow got past the stage where I ask you what it's for and suggest something better and/or already present, then I would return with a blunt knife. Shocking as it may be to the author, they do exist and have uses.

She says if your man is into tools or whatever send him to the hardware store for things that don't exist, but someone who is into tools would know immediately if something doesn't exist and why would he trust his girlfriend to know about and want a tool that's so obscure he's never heard of it?

That's just dumb.

It's all just dumb.

 

[AeryFairy]

She says if your man is into tools or whatever send him to the hardware store for things that don't exist, but someone who is into tools would know immediately if something doesn't exist and why would he trust his girlfriend to know about and want a tool that's so obscure he's never heard of it?

That's just dumb.

It's all just dumb.

Woah, woah, woah.

You mean people wouldn't fall for it?!

 

[FortyTwo]

I have a cement humidifier. Two, actually.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cement_Humidifier

They're pretty useful for when a regular humidifier doesn't suffice.

 

[das_nut]

Makes sense. Cement can't dry out too quickly, right? Else it doesn't cure properly.

 

[Freesia]

A butter knife is a blunt knife. He might just return from the supermarket in 10 minutes with one of those.

 

[AeryFairy]

A butter knife is a blunt knife. He might just return from the supermarket in 10 minutes with one of those.

And then stab you with it when he finds the tissues in his shoes.

 

[cornsail]

Two pranks in one: pee in his coffee and then drink it when he's not looking.

 

[Sevenseas]

10. Lastly, we’ve got a no-fail prank that anyone can do and it’s sure to get a laugh. Open a bedroom door slightly (or any door that you know he will walk through) and put a pillow at the top of it — when he opens the door the pillow will hit them on the head. Make up for your wily ways and offer to kiss his boo-boo!

One of the most boring pranks in the world imaginable, right next to "move his dinner plate half an inch away from him when he isn't looking -- the poor guy will have to move the plate back half an inch when he finds out!!!!!"

 

[kazyeeqen]

Do things like move pictures on the wall a foot to the left and misplace your partner's keys and other things that make them think things are just a little off. They'll think they're going crazy, you'll be psychologically abusive and nothing says excitement in a relationship like a restraining order.

 

[mlp]

Dip his foot in lukewarm water while he's sleeping. Nothing binds people together like changing the bed linens in the middle of the night.

 

[FortyTwo]

Do things like move pictures on the wall a foot to the left and misplace your partner's keys and other things that make them think things are just a little off. They'll think they're going crazy, you'll be psychologically abusive and nothing says excitement in a relationship like a restraining order.

This would actually be a really good plot for a crime novel. A criminal that gets into peoples' houses and hides out there for months, and as they're there they start doing gradually crazier and crazier stuff. First it's just eating their food, switching things around, moving furniture when they're gone, placing things there that weren't before. But then they start doing worse things, like putting hallucinogens in food, breaking appliances, even faux supernatural happenings. After a while the person begins to suspect that something is going on, but the criminal is really good at hiding so they're never found. And after a few huge incidents, traumatizing things like dead creatures laying around and blood painted on the walls, the criminal finally comes out of hiding, kills them, and moves onto the next house.

Wow. That's just further proof these pranks are a bad idea.

 

[Envy]

Hide your baby.

 

[FortyTwo]

Hide your baby.

BAHAHA oh my God that is terrible! Could you imagine!?

 

[kazyeeqen]

This would actually be a really good plot for a crime novel. A criminal that gets into peoples' houses and hides out there for months, and as they're there they start doing gradually crazier and crazier stuff. First it's just eating their food, switching things around, moving furniture when they're gone, placing things there that weren't before. But then they start doing worse things, like putting hallucinogens in food, breaking appliances, even faux supernatural happenings. After a while the person begins to suspect that something is going on, but the criminal is really good at hiding so they're never found. And after a few huge incidents, traumatizing things like dead creatures laying around and blood painted on the walls, the criminal finally comes out of hiding, kills them, and moves onto the next house.

Wow. That's just further proof these pranks are a bad idea.

For real. First your stuffing paper into your man's shoes, next your hacking up bodies and feeding them down the garbage disposal. It's just bad news.

 

[FortyTwo]

For real. First your stuffing paper into your man's shoes, next your hacking up bodies and feeding them down the garbage disposal. It's just bad news.

Why the garbage disposal? Why not your husband's stew? Won't it be a riot once he finds out what it's really made of?

 

[kazyeeqen]

Why the garbage disposal? Why not your husband's stew? Won't it be a riot once he finds out what it's really made of?

Oh you're good.

 

[FortyTwo]

Oh you're good.

Not as good as he'll think Uncle Joe will be!

 

[Envy]

BAHAHA oh my God that is terrible! Could you imagine!?

I certainly can.......I certainly can.

 

[led.boots]

For real. First your stuffing paper into your man's shoes, next your hacking up bodies and feeding them down the garbage disposal. It's just bad news.

Slippery slope.

 

[jeneticallymodified]

"2. This is one of our favorites and it can translate into a number of situations. Ask your guy to go to the supermarket and give him a list of made up things like dehydrated water, sweet salt or a blunt knife. If he’s into fixing things, send him to the hardware store for a glass hammer or cement humidifier. For the sports guy, tell him to grab a box of curveballs and meet you in the park after work. Beware though, this could keep him tied up for a while."

uh yeah. cos NOTHING makes a relationship stronger than your partner knowing that you purposely attempted to make them look like an idiot, AND made them run around for no reason.

This would actually be a really good plot for a crime novel. A criminal that gets into peoples' houses and hides out there for months, and as they're there they start doing gradually crazier and crazier stuff. First it's just eating their food, switching things around, moving furniture when they're gone, placing things there that weren't before. But then they start doing worse things, like putting hallucinogens in food, breaking appliances, even faux supernatural happenings. After a while the person begins to suspect that something is going on, but the criminal is really good at hiding so they're never found. And after a few huge incidents, traumatizing things like dead creatures laying around and blood painted on the walls, the criminal finally comes out of hiding, kills them, and moves onto the next house.

Wow. That's just further proof these pranks are a bad idea.

did you ever read The Twits, by Roald Dalh? it's a childrens book, so it doesn't go quite that far... it's not very veg*n friendly either. but it's interesting.