In So Many Words....

[MadamSarcastra]

I thought this might be a good idea... different variations on the same idea, though. These are popular on Twitter... why can't we do it here?

How to explain? I guess just jump into it, allow this theme to go for a while until it gets stale, then change it up to a different activity/topic, using more or fewer words, etc....



END A FIRST DATE IN FOUR WORDS


"I'm a Trump supporter."

 

[MadamSarcastra]

What, am I flyin' solo on this first date?? What four words would make you just up & leave?

Like, "Nah, it's not contagious." or "I don't dig reading."

Chime in! Be creative! LOL

 

[Amy SF]

“I really hate dogs.”
“I really hate cats.”
“I’m into not bathing.”

 

[Captain Caveman]

"You smell of turd."

 

[MadamSarcastra]

"You gonna finish that?"

"Our waitress is hot."

"Have you found Jesus?"

 

[Amy SF]

“Wanna see my guns?”

 

[MadamSarcastra]

"I collect toe nails."

 

[Captain Caveman]

"I only eat vegans."

 

[Amy SF]

“I’m wanted in Mexico.”

 

[Mischief]

Global warming's a hoax.

 

[Mischief]

I love the Kardashians.

 

[Mischief]

Make America great again!

 

[Amy SF]

“Your aura is dark.”

“I collect Nazi memorabilia.”

“There’s my drug dealer.”

“There’s my probation officer.”

“I see dead people.”

“Vegan food is gross.”

 

[Calliegirl]

I like to hunt.

I like to fish.

That's my parole officer.

Shhhh, my wife's calling.

 

[FortyTwo]

"Smexy."

 

[Amy SF]

“You people are racist.”

“I can’t be photographed.”

“I enjoy drinking blood.”

“My court date looms.”

“Don’t open my freezer.”

 

[Amy SF]

Honestly, I think if we were allowed to use 5 or 6 words, the results would be even funnier, but whatevs.

 

[Calliegirl]

Here, pull my finger.

Our waitress (or waiter) is hot.

All women are whores, or All men are scum (depending on who your date is).

Can I move in?

 

[Amy SF]

“Food fight! Incoming! Gotcha!”

 

[Mischief]

Everything is so boring.