Man Flu is real, says new study

[Second Summer]

Right, where were we? Oh yes, pissing. I broke some bones in my foot and then went dancing all night. True story.

 

[das_nut]

Right, where were we? Oh yes, pissing. I broke some bones in my foot and then went dancing all night. True story.

If a member of your preferred romantic partner gender was involved, I'm pretty sure that's an example of stupidity, not pain tolerance.

 

[Lord Snot]

Because someone making a blanket statement claiming men are all whinny when they get sick.

Yep, the horse well and truly bolted with that one.

 

[yakherder]

I got turned into a newt, but I didn't whine about it and I got better.

 

[kibbleforlola]

I got turned into a newt, but I didn't whine about it and I got better.

But the real question is: how did your girlfriend feel about kissing a newt?

 

[mlp]

I got turned into a newt, but I didn't whine about it and I got better.

You're a manly man. Or, I guess, in the context of this thread, it would be better to saw that you're a womanly man.

 

[Pickle Juice]

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[das_nut]

Well I have kissed a tree frog, so I think I win the Manly Award.

And just how old was that tree frog?

Creep!

 

[Pickle Juice]

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[mlp]

Yeah, but who could resist the temptation posed by such a cute little fellow?

 

[sequoia]

We can compare injuries if you want. The broken arm (ulna and radius) came with several broken bones in the opposite hand, as well as a broken tooth.

But it was the arm that was most impressive. I was in surgery in a matter of days to get that straightened out (quite literally).

Wimp.

Once I fell off a cliff, got trampled by a herd of horses, had lava poured over my mangled body, then had to drag myself to the nearest hospital, which was 200 miles away. Did I complain? Nope.

 

[yakherder]

Wimp.

Once I fell off a cliff, got trampled by a herd of horses, had lava poured over my mangled body, then had to drag myself to the nearest hospital, which was 200 miles away. Did I complain? Nope.

If the 200 miles had been uphill, both ways, I might be impressed.

 

[mlp]

When I was a child, I had to walk 37.5 miles to school, barefoot, in blizzards, thunderstorms, dust storms and hurricanes. It was uphill both ways. Once, a tornado picked me up and deposited me near the school. That was a wonderful day, even though my leg got broken when the tornado set me down. It took me a while longer to walk home that afternoon, but I still got home in time to pull the plow and till 30 acres that evening.

 

[Second Summer]

If a member of your preferred romantic partner gender was involved, I'm pretty sure that's an example of stupidity, not pain tolerance.

Well, I was on the look-out. But it was slim pickings that night, I tell ya. In fact, it was slim pickings every night in that town. I'm not sure about stupidity, I may be able to blame it on hormones and alcohol.

 

[KLS52]

This thread is fun/funny.

 

[das_nut]

Well, I was on the look-out. But it was slim pickings that night, I tell ya. In fact, it was slim pickings every night in that town. I'm not sure about stupidity, I may be able to blame it on hormones and alcohol.

Look on the bright side, at least you didn't turn into a horse!

 

[yakherder]

When I was a kid, iPhones only costed a nickel. But they were coal powered, so we had to shovel coal for a few hours every time they needed a recharge.

 

[Envy]

I live in Sweden, so I had to fight polar bears every day when walking to school.

 

[ledboots]

I live in Sweden, so I had to fight polar bears every day when walking to school.

In the dark.

 

[yakherder]

In the dark.

Wearing clogs.