As I'm of Scottish decent I have to tell you that Kelpie is a water horse (malevolent spirit, kind of like your Bunyip) .
You Ozzys are getting names screwed up.
-I believe the fault could lie with the water swirling the wrong direction in your toilets causing a cascading effect in your neurons as they try to deal with it, which makes your brain dizzy and words get mixed up -- either that or it has something to do with the metric system.
Nice looking pup, around here we'd probably think it was a Doberman mix.