Silly/Annoying/Funny Things Omnis Say

[FortyTwo]

Ha! I love when people act like they know what a food chain is. Just because you can go to the supermarket and get certain kinds of meat does not mean you are some godly being with a high status in nature.

And, SPOILER ALERT, food chains change all the time in nature, because everything changes all the time in nature. And ANOTHER SPOILER ALERT, we are in fact part of nature! So if we made an effort we could change the 'food chain.'

Not that this is an issue of biology in the first place - well, not anymore at least - but that's the argument they all like to use, so...

 

[Amy SF]

I read this on another forum:

Animals are not our equal and I can prove it. It is always humans that are behind anti cruelty campaigns. Humans that regulate laws pertaining to animals, humans that seek to ban hunting or dog fighting etc. Humans because animals are not capable of organising themselves to the extent that they can mount such campaigns.

It is humans that choose to be vegan and label meat as murder. A cow or a sheep or a pig is unable to bring such a charge. Hence it is humans that are superior in the food chain. The food chain is there whether you like it or approve of it or not. Lions will not be laying down with lambs any time soon!

That has to be one of the dumbest things I've ever read.

 

[ledboots]

Really dumb. With that logic, I could plot to kill and eat humans.

And

 

[FortyTwo]

I am cannibal. Put tape over guy's mouth.

Guy cannot talk. Food chain.

I eat guy.

 

[Blobbenstein]

 

[Freesia]

Seen on someone's blog:

Anonymous asked: If humans weren't designed to eat meat, then explain why we have teeth.

Stupidest thing I have seen written in a long time.

 

[Amy SF]

Seen on someone's blog:



Stupidest thing I have seen written in a long time.

That's REALLY dumb.

 

[peacefulveglady]

The reason why we have teeth is to chew our food reguardless if its plant base diet or Omni that is hogwash, I hate the Cainine teeth bit. I only have one now , the other was extracted out long time ago.

 

[AeryFairy]

This entire "article": http://www.cracked.com/funny-1115-vegans/

I normally love the stuff on cracked, but this was completely

 

[AeryFairy]

The reason why we have teeth is to chew our food reguardless if its plant base diet or Omni that is hogwash, I hate the Cainine teeth bit. I only have one now , the other was extracted out long time ago.

I actually don't have canines, mine never grew in after my baby teeth fell out. I like to joke I'm a natural born herbivore whenever people pull the teeth line on me

 

[Amy SF]

I actually don't have canines, mine never grew in after my baby teeth fell out. I like to joke I'm a natural born herbivore whenever people pull the teeth line on me

I like that.

Maybe all us veg*ans should have our canines pulled so we can say that since we're lacking canines we're automatically herbivores.

 

[Skylark]

I think I will keep my canines. I don't need the lack of them to make me act more like a female dog.

 

[thefadedone]

This entire "article": http://www.cracked.com/funny-1115-vegans/

I normally love the stuff on cracked, but this was completely

Wtf??
First of all I think we all fall under the Kick *** Vegans category.
I think the majority of the article is ******* ridiculous, however I do agree with some points the author made. Yes that seitan sausage pic does indeed look like a piece of ****, but meat sausage not only looks like **** also but it most likely does indeed contain pieces of ****.

 

[FortyTwo]

This entire "article": http://www.cracked.com/funny-1115-vegans/

I normally love the stuff on cracked, but this was completely

Yeah, Cracked is usually great but that was just ignorant and poorly-thought-out.

One thing to remember about sites like that is that they are written by more writers than just one, so sometimes there will be hits and sometimes there will be misses.

 

[ledboots]

I actually don't have canines, mine never grew in after my baby teeth fell out. I like to joke I'm a natural born herbivore whenever people pull the teeth line on me

That is weird, me too! Maybe we are evolved veg*ns.

 

[peacefulveglady]

I actually don't have canines, mine never grew in after my baby teeth fell out. I like to joke I'm a natural born herbivore whenever people pull the teeth line on me

I prefer not to have any LOL , sounds cute..

 

[Moll Flanders]

I'm again quoting the same (stupid!) person from another forum I'm on.

'I do wonder if vegans acknowledge the food chain, in that even if everyone was persuaded to stop utilising animals for food what would they propose to do with the lions and tigers out there?'

 

[ledboots]

I'm again quoting the same (stupid!) person from another forum I'm on.

'I do wonder if vegans acknowledge the food chain, in that even if everyone was persuaded to stop utilising animals for food what would they propose to do with the lions and tigers out there?'

OK what the hell are they talking about? That lions and tigers are to be persuaded not to eat meat as if they were human? Or is it that we humans would stop eating the lions and tigers, leaving the world simply overrun with them?

 

[Moll Flanders]

That lions and tigers are to be persuaded not to eat meat as if they were human?

I think that is what she means. I think she thinks vegans want animals to stop eating each other as well.

 

[ledboots]

I think that is what she means. I think she thinks vegans want animals to stop eating each other as well.

Unbelievable. There was something so annoying to me about her post, besides just the ignorance.