Silly/Annoying/Funny Things Omnis Say

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I had a friend who swore all veg*ns were pale. She said, "think about all the veggies we know, they're all pale!". I pointed out that we live in the south of England, and virtually everyone we know is pale. She soon dropped that argument :p

I'm planning to wear my Wet n'Wild bronzer powder on Monday and see what she says.
 
Reason 'good' vegans are pale ...

We bleach ourselves so as our skin reflects more light onto our vegetables for them to photosynthesise with.

'Bad' vegans bathe in gravy browning daily.
 
Our vegan powers drain the pigment from our skin. We become pale and lax as we rely more on telekinesis and less on physical activity.

I've even seen racial transformations happen as a result of veganism. Scary stuff, but at least we can move things with our minds!

Yeah, they should have made all the characters on the TV series "Heroes" vegan. That would have made the series way more interesting than it was. :D
 
Why is it when omnis write cookbooks they put pictures of live cows,chickens and fish in their books.They also have pictures of themselves holding these animals.Then on the next page there's the animal cooked.

It's just really f***ed!:mad:
 
Why is it when omnis write cookbooks they put pictures of live cows,chickens and fish in their books.They also have pictures of themselves holding these animals.Then on the next page there's the animal cooked.

It's just really f***ed!:mad:

I think that it is only to prove that they use meat that has originated from more humane and natural surroundings.

There have been so many meat scandals in the last few decades that celebrity chefs also want to promote their own image.
 
I think that it is only to prove that they use meat that has originated from more humane and natural surroundings.

There have been so many meat scandals in the last few decades that celebrity chefs also want to promote their own image.
Yeah, but who says just cause your photographed with a healthy looking animal that is actually being cared for correctly.It's just stupid.
 
Exactly. The majority of people that buy these books, go for it.
I like a few people that write cookbooks that aren't vegan but sometimes they do include vegan recipes in their books so I get them.But this last time I got this person's book I never expected to actually see animals in it.I also knew she had meat recipes in it but I never planned to look at those and I didn't purchase the the thing.It just shocked me that she included animal pictures.:(
 
I like a few people that write cookbooks that aren't vegan but sometimes they do include vegan recipes in their books so I get them.But this last time I got this person's book I never expected to actually see animals in it.I also knew she had meat recipes in it but I never planned to look at those and I didn't purchase the the thing.It just shocked me that she included animal pictures.:(

Who is the author Everleigh ?
 
Who is the author Everleigh ?
Gwyneth Paltrow.She doesn't claim to be vegan or even vegetarian but occasionally she seems to eat like one.She tends to have quite a few recipes in her books that are.But she also eats fish,chicken and duck.:(