Silly/Annoying/Funny Things Omnis Say

[AeryFairy]

Not a stupid thing that an omni said, as my boyfriend said this one - he's a vegetarian, and usually super clued up on veganism. Really don't know where this came from:

Him: my parents have some honey that you could eat!
Me: you mean like a... Synthetic honey or something?
Him: no, but it's super-organically produced by just this one guy with a beehive
Me: but it's still actual honey
Him: yeah, but the guy just poured it into the jar and gave it to them

 

[Moll Flanders]

I was reading some stuff on a dog and cat forum last week and some dog lovers were commenting that they dislike AR types as they want to have a world without dogs. One woman was saying that she was glad that there are lots of dog breeders as she doesn't want dogs to become extinct.

 

[thefadedone]

I was reading some stuff on a dog and cat forum last week and some dog lovers were commenting that they dislike AR types as they want to have a world without dogs. One woman was saying that she was glad that there are lots of dog breeders as she doesn't want dogs to become extinct.

OMFG! Wow!

 

[FortyTwo]

I was reading some stuff on a dog and cat forum last week and some dog lovers were commenting that they dislike AR types as they want to have a world without dogs. One woman was saying that she was glad that there are lots of dog breeders as she doesn't want dogs to become extinct.

Everyone knows that if, like, four or more animals stop having sex, the entire species goes extinct.

Exactly why homosexuals are endangering the human population, apparently, too.

 

[Kittendumpling]

How does that person feel about wolves? Because that's what dogs essentially are, regardless of pedigree etc.

 

[amhappy1]

A nearby SPCA was raided earlier this year because the manager hoarded hundreds of cats. Apparently all of the "excess" cats have been adopted, the building has been repaired and is now ready to reopen and, of course, there is a fundraiser... a chicken barbecue.

I have no one to blame but myself, I knew I would get the kind of reaction I received, but I still had to get it off my chest. I told my co workers that I hated that the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals would have a chicken barbecue and they stared at me blankly. After a few moments one of them said "Well what do you think they should do, have salad?"

 

[Danielle]

yep cos that's all vegetarians eat, salads.. made with iceburg lettuce
a veggie chicken bbq would be awesome

 

[Moll Flanders]

^ I saw an event held by a local animal rescue group and they describe themselves as "animal lovers" but there were going to be bacon sandwiches served as refreshment. They don't extend their love to pigs clearly.

 

[Alice-Bee]

I have to restrain myself from finishing omni 'animal lover' sentences.

It goes..
Omni:I love animals....
Me(thinking)....as long as its small and cute and furry...

 

[FortyTwo]

I have to restrain myself from finishing omni 'animal lover' sentences.

It goes..
Omni:I love animals....
Me(thinking)....as long as its small and cute and furry...

I'm far less kind.

Omni: I love animals.
Me(mind): No you don't, you silly doorknob!

 

[Dropkick]

^ I saw an event held by a local animal rescue group and they describe themselves as "animal lovers" but there were going to be bacon sandwiches served as refreshment. They don't extend their love to pigs clearly.

Reminds me of a somewhat famous story (in the city I grew up in): It seems a local ladies church group had decided that they were going to fight the evils of gambling. So they decided to hold an event to raise money and awareness of their cause. They printed up flyers and put them on cars, advertised in the newspaper, etc. Shortly before the event someone pointed out to them that holding a Bingo game to fight gambling was somewhat hypocritical. The event was quietly canceled and the group disbanded.

 

[Danielle]

omi: she's still wearing meat, that's disgusting. But it's her body
No.. it's not her body, it's the poor animal's body. The animal did not choose to be worn.
Seriously, if someone decided they wanted to kill and use you for fashion, would you be like ok, it's your choice.

 

[AeryFairy]

Heard someone today refer to themselves as a baco-vegetarian.

Yes, that's vegetarian except for bacon.

 

[Moll Flanders]

I was watching a show and the people were describing themselves as "animal lovers" but they wanted to buy a house with enough land for a smallholding.

 

[Skylark]

It's kind of like how Dexter loves serial killers SO MUCH.

 

[thefadedone]

Heard someone today refer to themselves as a baco-vegetarian.

Yes, that's vegetarian except for bacon.

WTF?

This reminds me of a "seagan" that posted on the VB facebook page awhile back. They claimed to be a vegan who only ate sea creatures.

 

[Danielle]

what about a vegetarian cannibal? veggie except for human flesh

 

[silva]

what about a vegetarian cannibal? veggie except for human flesh

see, that's okay, because only humans can give informed consent. You can thank them for their sacrifice before you eat them.

 

[Danielle]

ugh it is annoying when omnivores oppose animal testing because it causes unnecessary suffering, hellooo meat eating does too. Both aren't necessary. At all. It is better than being completely apathetic towards animal suffering, though.

 

[Kittendumpling]

what about a vegetarian cannibal? veggie except for human flesh

To be honest, I'd sooner eat another human than an animal. Humans can consent, animals cannot.