I feel your pain!
I think it was Rev that brought in a garter snake. Found him in the living room early in the morning - still very much alive thank goodness. So I rescued him. When I got home from work - he was back inside - this time the laundry room. Still alive. Back out I take him - farther away this time - he slithers away in the grass. Next day he is back again - in the closet - now dead. Sadly, I hook him up with my pinky finger and take the recyclebles out - intending to throw him away. As I prepare to toss him into the ditch across the road, I pass a water bucket - and just for kicks dunk the snake in the cold rain water. He instantly snapped back to life and bit me! Yay alive anyways!
I think I may have found the perfect spot for him to hide and not get caught by Rev again - but I can't print the location for obvious reasons. He hasn't been back tho!