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Trump Warns That Florida Recount Could Set Dangerous Precedent of Person with Most Votes Winning


By Andy Borowitz

November 12, 2018


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Photograph by Nicholas Kamm / AFP / Getty
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling for an “immediate end” to the recount in Florida, Donald J. Trump warned on Monday that it could set a dangerous precedent of the person with the most votes winning.

Speaking to reporters at the White House, Trump said that those in favor of the recount had a “sick obsession with finding out which candidate got the most votes.”

“Democrats are going on and on about counting every last vote until they find out who got the most,” Trump said. “Since when does getting the most votes mean you win?”

Trump said that, if the recounts are allowed to proceed, “We could be looking at a very bad, very sad situation where to be considered legitimately elected you have to get more votes than the other candidate.”

Having just returned from the Armistice commemoration in Paris, Trump said that Florida’s recount has made America “the laughingstock of the world,” adding, “Putin told me they never do recounts in Russia.”


 
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I don’t know much about this guy but I find what he has to say very interesting.

 
Really, “The Onion” could not have written this article any better ...

Donald Trump says he's most thankful for himself on Thanksgiving: "I made a tremendous difference in the country."

Donals Trump said:
”For having a great family and for having made a tremendous difference in this country. I made a tremendous difference in the country. This country is so much stronger now than it was when I took office that you won't believe it."

The president continued, adding, "And I mean, you see it, but so much stronger that people can't even believe it. When I see foreign leaders, they say we cannot believe the difference in strength between the United States now and the United States two years ago. Made a lot of progress."
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1) He’s right ... I don’t believe it.

2) I understand why foreign leaders would say that there is “a tremendous difference” compared to two years ago. I would say the same.
 
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From our today's news: "Trump has claimed that in his younger years he looked exactly like Elvis Presley".:rofl:


Pretty much the same (even now, hahaha)::D

Btw, i'm not a big fan of Elvis' appearance.o_O
 
Oh, please, he only said that because he was in Tupelo, Mississippi, Elvis’s hometown. You just KNOW that if he held a rally in Hoboken, New Jersey, he’d be comparing himself to Frank Sinatra. :lol:
 
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Oh, please, he only said that because he was in Tupelo, Mississippi, Elvis’s hometown. You just KNOW that if he held a rally in Hoboken, New Jersey, he’d be comparing himself to Frank Sinatra. :lol:
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I only repeat what our news (NTV company) said.:shrug:
 
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