Things that have tickled your funny bone lately
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Hahahahaha
Just have heard on the news that at night, in the city center, some dudes had climbed up the "Bronze Horseman" statue (the huge statue of Peter the Great on a horse killing a snake - the city's symbol) and installed a bbq grill on the statue's head!!!
They were about to roast meat, when people called the police, and then the heroes were taken to the police department
. This is weird, but russians also like making bbq on eternal flames dedicated to the WWII, which also has consequences for them.
Just have heard on the news that at night, in the city center, some dudes had climbed up the "Bronze Horseman" statue (the huge statue of Peter the Great on a horse killing a snake - the city's symbol) and installed a bbq grill on the statue's head!!! They were about to roast meat, when people called the police, and then the heroes were taken to the police department. This is weird, but russians also like making bbq on eternal flames dedicated to the WWII, which also has consequences for them.
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It took me about two minutes to figure it out... I was thinking "Tyrannosaurus wrecks", but it's "Jurassic Park"... am I correct?
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Today’s cartoon, by Lars Kenseth:
“Let’s just take one pass at it in all caps, see how it feels.”
“Let’s just take one pass at it in all caps, see how it feels.”
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And this is f*cking brilliant....
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No idea when this occurred, and I don't give a flying crap about "Diddy" or "Puffy" or whatever the hell he wants to call himself... but I thought this was damn funny....
Well played, comb dude.
Well played, comb dude.
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Ahahahaha I came out of the shower and started dabbing tv channels. There was a religious channel where funny performance of an exorcism(!) had been held. Several actors were squirming and making scary faces. And a bold-headed dude with a microphone "healed" all of them.
I came out of the shower and started dabbing tv channels. There was a religious channel where funny performance of an exorcism(!) had been held. Several actors were squirming and making scary faces. And a bold-headed dude with a microphone "healed" all of them. (I shortened the original post to save space)Email from my uncle, sharing "Phyllis Dillerisms"....
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
-Phyllis Diller
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
-Phyllis Diller
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.
-Phyllis Diller
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public..
-Phyllis Diller
I LOVE Phyllis Diller... Always have, always will.
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Funny video: russian letters for foreigners (foreigners are trying to understand cyrillic alphabet).
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Can you post some?? I want to see it.I love those videos (posted some about other people trying to pronounce/define Michigan words/terms)....
"Star Wars insignia"....
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I have no idea where those went or where I even posted them. I looked all through the Michigan thread, then started about half-way through with this one & went back... no more.
I'm "quoting" some images from the Michigan thread, then reposting some videos... per request @Val
I'm "quoting" some images from the Michigan thread, then reposting some videos... per request @Val
These are hilarious... and all true. LMAO
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And then some of these, of course: 47 Signs You’re From Michigan
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The only word I remember from our family trip to the USSR in 1976 is CAXAP (our terrible pronunciation), for sugar, because it was on all the sugar packets we were given, and we kept saying it aloud.
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That's good! And what about ПРИВЕТ (Privjet -hello)?? I saw people having issues pronouncing it.
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This is Liza's cream for treating haemorrhoids (for real).... Quite a strange commercial: put yourself in a bended position, we'll stuff your colon with a rombus, and you'll be ok...
Quite a strange commercial: put yourself in a bended position, we'll stuff your colon with a rombus, and you'll be ok...
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Bwahahahaha
This this diosmectite. I bought it yesterday (buy 1 get 1 free), but have noticed just now what's written here: "Set NOT JUST YET"!!!
I must say, people use it against poisoning, vommiting, bloating, constipation and diarrhea... so the slogan justifies itself. I use it against bloating.
This this diosmectite. I bought it yesterday (buy 1 get 1 free), but have noticed just now what's written here: "Set NOT JUST YET"!!!
I must say, people use it against poisoning, vommiting, bloating, constipation and diarrhea... so the slogan justifies itself.
I use it against bloating.
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