Post something cool from the Internet -2018

[GingerFoxx]

WHERE IS IT. Is it in a yard sale? I WILL COME TO YOUR YARD SALE.

I inherited it from my older brother. I have no clue what happened to it once we were both grown. I wonder it anyone still makes them. I bet a sufficiently crafty person could make one with a pattern, some nylon fabric and a fitted bed sheet.

 

[GingerFoxx]

It looked similar to this one, except it was solid navy blue, and had a zippered closure.

 

[kazyeeqen]

I assume you meant to respond to my post.

I had the exact same thought, then realized the tent part probably comes off.

Good assumption.

But... What about late night jumping? Or first thing in the morning? I just don't know, seems like it's limiting the trampoline to me.

 

[Danielle]

 

[FortyTwo]

Good assumption.

But... What about late night jumping? Or first thing in the morning? I just don't know, seems like it's limiting the trampoline to me.

It's a space saver. Some people don't have room in their lawns for both a tent and a trampoline.

I am one of those people.

I am also a person who happens to be too old, by society's convention, for a trampoline, so convincing my mother to get one will probably be hell.

 

[kazyeeqen]

**** too old. I'm almost thirty and I intend to enjoy trampolining until I can no longer climb onto the things.

Because I'm dead.

 

[Calliegirl]

 

[Blues]

 

[ledboots]

I like the girl's expression better.

 

[Calliegirl]

I found this ad on craigslist.

Seeking Magician's Assistant
I am a magician looking for a new female assistant for my sawing a woman in half illusion. At full disclosure, my last assistant ended up in the hospital for a week with a severe cut from the illusion but she did not die, and we're still friends. I have a costume and you must be willing to show off your stomach. Be prepared to wear a bikini during our first meeting. I need to see if your stomach works with my saw blade. You can be my date to the world famous magic castle in exchange for services. Reply ASAP. Personal insurance a plus. Serious inquiries only.

 

[thefadedone]

I found this ad on craigslist.

And every mother when their child is driving.

 

[Moll Flanders]

I would love to have a house this uncluttered and neat. I wouldn't have it in orange though as it's probably my least favourite colour, except for orange in nature.

 

[Werewolf Girl]

This is me.

 

[thefadedone]

 

[GingerFoxx]

This is me.

Me too. 100%

 

[Spang]

 

[Calliegirl]

 

[FortyTwo]

 

[kibbleforlola]

 

[Spang]

For some reason, this bright young rap artist's career never seemed to get off the ground:

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