thefadedone
Needs a life
- Joined
- Jun 2, 2012
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The ultimate Mary Sue fanfic story. It's so horrendously bad but I can't stop reading it!
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6200297/1/My-Immortal
Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It was….Dumbledore!
Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. "I hath telekinesis." he answered cruelly.
The most passionate sex scene in history.
How in-character of him.
ETA:
I think this is the best thing I've ever read in my life.
Forget about Satan, why does he get called Tom Bombodil?