Silly/Annoying/Funny Things Omnis Say

[Calliegirl]

I have a friend like this, she always says not to tell her what things are made of. Right now, she doesn't want to know what gelatin is, because she says it will ruin marshmallows and jello for her.

I don't get that mentality. Why would you want to eat something, where you don't want to know what the ingredients are, because they are so disgusting you won't be able to eat it? That is just the strangest reasoning I've ever heard.

 

[Alice-Bee]

I have a friend like this, she always says not to tell her what things are made of. Right now, she doesn't want to know what gelatin is, because she says it will ruin marshmallows and jello for her.

I don't get that mentality. Why would you want to eat something, where you don't want to know what the ingredients are, because they are so disgusting you won't be able to eat it? That is just the strangest reasoning I've ever heard.

Its like whenpeople say they dont like something AFTER eating it and learning what it really was.
As in they say its delious till you tell them its vegan, then they say 'Oh my mistake..its foul'

 

[FortyTwo]

Vegans: I'm a vegan.
Omnivores: STOP PREACHING

 

[Josh James xVx]

Yeah, I get some variation of that one a lot, but usually in the form of people rudely asking about my lifestyle at inappropriate times to "call me out" or something, and when I tell them what I eat they get all defensive and go on and on about how they looooooove meat and could never go without it and how I'll eventually go back to it because I'll die otherwise.

I've also been told I'm a fake vegan because I eat peanut butter. This person apparently doesn't realize it doesn't have actual butter in it, and even showing them the ingredients list doesn't convince them.

 

[kibbleforlola]

^^^ I had a roommate/coworker once who insisted I wasn't a true vegetarian because I ate beans. Beans, she said, were in the "meat" category of the food pyramid, so vegetarians couldn't eat them.

She really wasn't the brightest bulb.

 

[FortyTwo]

Yeah, I get some variation of that one a lot, but usually in the form of people rudely asking about my lifestyle at inappropriate times to "call me out" or something, and when I tell them what I eat they get all defensive and go on and on about how they looooooove meat and could never go without it and how I'll eventually go back to it because I'll die otherwise.

I've also been told I'm a fake vegan because I eat peanut butter. This person apparently doesn't realize it doesn't have actual butter in it, and even showing them the ingredients list doesn't convince them.

When I was vegetarian, someone told me I wasn't vegetarian because I ate eggs, and eggs came from chickens and some eggs had baby chickens, so logically I was eating baby chickens.

^^^ I had a roommate/coworker once who insisted I wasn't a true vegetarian because I ate beans. Beans, she said, were in the "meat" category of the food pyramid, so vegetarians couldn't eat them.

She really wasn't the brightest bulb.

I wonder what she thinks of the fatty foods category. Does every single sweet and unhealthy food have the exact same ingredients?

 

[AeryFairy]

"I don't eat stuff like sharks cos they could eat me back. I'd like to see a chicken try the same thing."

So... only go after the defenseless. Nice.

 

[PTree15]

^^^ I had a roommate/coworker once who insisted I wasn't a true vegetarian because I ate beans. Beans, she said, were in the "meat" category of the food pyramid, so vegetarians couldn't eat them.

She really wasn't the brightest bulb.

Wow, just wow.

 

[ledboots]

^^^ I had a roommate/coworker once who insisted I wasn't a true vegetarian because I ate beans. Beans, she said, were in the "meat" category of the food pyramid, so vegetarians couldn't eat them.

She really wasn't the brightest bulb.

Well, Mexican jumping beans...

 

[FortyTwo]

"I don't eat stuff like sharks cos they could eat me back. I'd like to see a chicken try the same thing."

So... only go after the defenseless. Nice.

Not to mention, once something is dead and prepared for consumption, NEWSFLASH, it cannot bite you back even if it was much stronger than you in life.

 

[FortyTwo]

Also! Chickens can be VICIOUS.

 

[Danielle]

Dad wanted me to cook him a grilled cheese, I said no. He said what, you won't do it even if it's for other people?
NO. I don't cook cruelty, even if it's for other people.

 

[Skylark]

Also! Chickens can be VICIOUS.

And yearning for freedom, a la Chicken Run.

 

[yally]

'Beef rashers just aren't the same! Damn Arabians for thinking that pigs are special!'

 

[hungryraccoon]

Someone's status:

'I'm a true animal lover - I love animals especially on my plate, preferably roasted, grilled or boiled. & so it's chicken risotto time '

**** off, douchebag.

 

[FortyTwo]

Someone's status:

'I'm a true animal lover - I love animals especially on my plate, preferably roasted, grilled or boiled. & so it's chicken risotto time '

**** off, douchebag.

"First!" -Sarah Palin

 

[Envy]

Stop killing the vegetables then!

'Beef rashers just aren't the same! Damn Arabians for thinking that pigs are special!'

Ok, I chuckled.

 

[thefadedone]

I just read a story about a boy who found a "brain like object" in his KFC meal. For some reason this doesn't result in him giving up meat, instead he's just not going to eat at KFC anymore.

Warning the following article has a very disgusting, disturbing and graphic picture.

http://news.msn.co.nz/worldnews/8589722/student-finds-brain-in-kfc-meal

 

[KLS52]

Weird, but to me, that picture looks like more than a brain...I see a chicken head with an eye on top of a body...gross and horrible and sad whatever it is.

 

[Calliegirl]

I've seen it posted on Facebook with a comment about how he's upset that there was a body part in his bucket of body parts.