Silly/Annoying/Funny Things Omnis Say

Sounds like that one time my social studies teacher legitimately tried to convince the class that the Mayan 2012 apocalypse was happening. From the "facts" he was stating it was clear that he'd read maybe two websites and seen a history channel special or something.
 
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Sounds as if she is "pretending to teach." :p
Haha :P She's usually a really good teacher actually, she's just a bit funny about vegetarians-but it's kind of funny because there's only 6 of us in the class and 4 are vegetarians, so we don't believe it when she says things like that :D
 
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My teacher said yesterday that eating vegetarian chicken-flavoured crisps wasn't vegetarian, even thought they contain no actual animal products, because you're "pretending to eat meat". :wtf:

likewise if you see someone murdered on stage in a play, you must immediately call the police and report the crime.........
 
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My old boss: "What the heck are you thinking? Nobody else is gonna "do their part" so you're just being naive and childish."

He was a vehement conservative Christian. If I had known I'd be quitting a short time later, I'd have applied his logic to Jesus.

I've been thinking a lot about my old enemies lately... :hmm:
 
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Like, right now.

Did I go on a date with Das Nut?!! Then later on he also asked me what my opinion on wearing a leather jacket his friend gave him was. Dude, you will eat dead animals if they are served to you by accident/a friend has some left over... why would you care about a leather jacket?! My mind was just boggled at all of the double standards.
 
I saw a thread on a British forum about "sanctimonious" vegetarians and an omni was saying to a veggie on there that they didn't think killing animals to eat would be considered murder:

"I can murder you, murder being killing with intent to harm, as opposed to manslaughter. I don't think anyone intends to harm cattle, sheep etc, they kill them to eat, not for any other motive."

:fp:
 
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I saw a thread on a British forum about "sanctimonious" vegetarians and an omni was saying to a veggie on there that they didn't think killing animals to eat would be considered murder:

"I can murder you, murder being killing with intent to harm, as opposed to manslaughter. I don't think anyone intends to harm cattle, sheep etc, they kill them to eat, not for any other motive."

:fp:

"Oops, sorry, I didn't intend to kill you. I just wanted to eat your flesh."
 
I saw a thread on a British forum about "sanctimonious" vegetarians and an omni was saying to a veggie on there that they didn't think killing animals to eat would be considered murder:

"I can murder you, murder being killing with intent to harm, as opposed to manslaughter. I don't think anyone intends to harm cattle, sheep etc, they kill them to eat, not for any other motive."

:fp:

Well, killing animals for food isn't murder (the definition of murder involves the law). That's where I thought that was going. Where it went, however, was ridiculous. If you don't intend to kill something when you slit it's throat/wring its neck/other gruesome meat industry practice, what exactly DO you intend?