Silly/Annoying/Funny Things Omnis Say

[thefadedone]

The latest KFC commercial has me . A man is freaking out because after he gets done devouring a bucket of KFC chicken he thinks he accidentily has eaten the bones. Really? You're going to freak out over eating bones but not chunks of flesh?

I know I was an oblivious omni once, but the disconnect they have still astonishes me.

 

[Danielle]

On a forum I go to-

me: Since humans can live and thrive without meat, I see no reason why anyone should eat meat.. especially if they get their food from the grocery store, lol
Being raised a meat eater, I understand how it can look hard or impossible if you were brought up to eat animals. You might think.. well, if I go vegetarian - what the heck will I eat? I probably will never ever look forward to meals again! Well.. that is not true! :'D After I became vegetarian, I learned that vegetarian food can be awesome too. Plus you aren't supporting their cruel deaths, or what's actually worse than them being slaughtered in such a horrible way is the fact that they are kept alive in inhumane conditions for ALL their life. They never get to experience any joy, or anything. The only thing animals who live on factory farms know is misery and suffering. All that just so people can eat meat. And people wonder why vegans are so angry, lol. I wouldn't wish that life on my worst enemy.
I don't believe you have to love animals to not cause suffering to them. Just like you shouldn't harm a person even though s/he makes you angry!

omni: I understand all of your points but I must say; whether or not you eat meat, cruelty towards animals for food will sadly never stop so there's no reason to discuss it. I doubt anybody actually promotes it, we just can't do anything about it unfortunately.

Really? No point of even talking about it? But that's how people get things changed.

 

[Clueless Git]

The latest KFC commercial has me . A man is freaking out because after he gets done devouring a bucket of KFC chicken he thinks he accidentily has eaten the bones. Really? You're going to freak out over eating bones but not chunks of flesh?

I know I was an oblivious omni once, but the disconnect they have still astonishes me.

Linking a product to the problem it solves helps it sell in higher volumes for higher prices

Creating an entirely new problem (omni bone horror syndrome) for your hitherto entirely non problem solving product (boneless chicken) is very basic marketing.

Human farming (marketing, basicaly) fascinates me because it is the mind that has to be controlled and confined more so than the physical body.

Odds on that ad will prove to be an excellent piece of 'human farming' as the omni flocks and herds voluntarily form orderly queues at their local KFC's for a bit of higher yeild milking and fleecing.

Anyways I'm off to set up a bacon stall and practice shouting "Here little piggies, piggies - HOOOOO-EEEEEEY!!!!"

I'm pretty sure they'll come a'running and I'll end up making a fortune ...

 

[Danielle]

it's funny how people say they don't eat much meat, but it turns out they eat meat every day!
It's like someone saying they don't drink much, but get drunk every day

 

[Moll Flanders]

I learned that apparently tuna makes a good vegetarian sandwich filling.

I know I was an oblivious omni once, but the disconnect they have still astonishes me.

I was just reading a blog and the woman was showing new photos of her pet chickens and below the pictures were three chicken recipes.

 

[mary1]

I learned that apparently tuna makes a good vegetarian sandwich filling.



I was just reading a blog and the woman was showing new photos of her pet chickens and below the pictures were three chicken recipes.

ew.

 

[Alice-Bee]

Just saw this on Tumblr:

Going vegan, Except for the salmon I had at an event last night (and goat cheese in a salad), I haven’t had animal products of any kind in three days and I feel amazing!

Hate to break it to ya...you ate animal products.

 

[Amy SF]

Just saw this on Tumblr:


Hate to break it to ya...you ate animal products.

But he/she did say "except for" so he/she understood that salmon and goat cheese are animal products.

But I'm not sure one can feel "amazing" after only three days of sort-of being vegan.

 

[mary1]

But he/she did say "except for" so he/she understood that salmon and goat cheese are animal products.

But I'm not sure one can feel "amazing" after only three days of sort-of being vegan.

emmmm it's a mental/emotional thing? lol

 

[Alice-Bee]

Im vegan except for all the Salmon and Cheese i eat.

Its not like saying Im vegan but I ate honey yesterday...she/he ate FISH..ie.MEAT! Thats not even damn vegetarian let alone Vegan.

 

[Pirate]

Not stupid but funny and had nowhere else to put it. Was offered a chocolate raisin, reminded person I was vegan. "What if I suck the chocolate off first?". Thaaanks but no thanks, haha.

 

[Amy SF]

Not stupid but funny and had nowhere else to put it. Was offered a chocolate raisin, reminded person I was vegan. "What if I suck the chocolate off first?". Thaaanks but no thanks, haha.

 

[FortyTwo]

"How do you not eat milk?"

This is from one of the smartest people in the entire goddamn school.

 

[Calliegirl]

Not stupid but funny and had nowhere else to put it. Was offered a chocolate raisin, reminded person I was vegan. "What if I suck the chocolate off first?". Thaaanks but no thanks, haha.

So they offered you a spit covered raisin?

 

[Danielle]

Not stupid but funny and had nowhere else to put it. Was offered a chocolate raisin, reminded person I was vegan. "What if I suck the chocolate off first?". Thaaanks but no thanks, haha.

Gross!
I'm vegan except for all the human flesh I eat.. I don't eat much of it. Just every day, at every meal. So get off my back! Plus God put humans on Earth for me to eat! Plants feel pain, too, you know!? What if they actually feel MORE pain? And experience deeper emotions!?

Spoiler

Yes. I officially lost it

 

[RabbitLuvr]

Idiot coworker of mine posted a picture of Hitler with some caption about Hitler being vegetarian and a teetotaler so everyone should eat more meat and drink more alcohol. I posted "that would be funny if it were true!" and thought he would chuckle and that would be the end of it. But instead he decided to prove me wrong by linking to wikipedia, and discrediting non-Wikipedia sources as biased. I tried to blow it off again (because I don't really care to argue with him about it) but now he's all into being defensive about it.

I suppose i could post "hey toolbox, I was joking get over it," but I just stopped replying because he's stupid and is entirely missing all my attempts at humor. Too bad I have to see him at work tomorrow.

 

[Danielle]

Betting he didn't do heroin or crystal meth either. Everyone, start doing those things, or you'll end up like Hitler.

 

[zirpkatze]

it's funny how people say they don't eat much meat, but it turns out they eat meat every day!
It's like someone saying they don't drink much, but get drunk every day

in that case i never drink and i haven't had any wine today... and i rarely drink

 

[Snowcone]

Idiot coworker of mine posted a picture of Hitler with some caption about Hitler being vegetarian and a teetotaler so everyone should eat more meat and drink more alcohol. I posted "that would be funny if it were true!" and thought he would chuckle and that would be the end of it. But instead he decided to prove me wrong by linking to wikipedia, and discrediting non-Wikipedia sources as biased. I tried to blow it off again (because I don't really care to argue with him about it) but now he's all into being defensive about it.

I suppose i could post "hey toolbox, I was joking get over it," but I just stopped replying because he's stupid and is entirely missing all my attempts at humor. Too bad I have to see him at work tomorrow.

What a loser.

 

[Freesia]

Idiot coworker of mine posted a picture of Hitler with some caption about Hitler being vegetarian and a teetotaler so everyone should eat more meat and drink more alcohol. I posted "that would be funny if it were true!" and thought he would chuckle and that would be the end of it. But instead he decided to prove me wrong by linking to wikipedia, and discrediting non-Wikipedia sources as biased. I tried to blow it off again (because I don't really care to argue with him about it) but now he's all into being defensive about it.

I suppose i could post "hey toolbox, I was joking get over it," but I just stopped replying because he's stupid and is entirely missing all my attempts at humor. Too bad I have to see him at work tomorrow.

Good on you for doing that . Otherwise everyone would just "like" and agree with his stupid posts. He needs to know thathis views have opposition out there.