Silly/Annoying/Funny Things Omnis Say

To think about it makes me feel super guilty as well. I see images of the things the animals go through in my mind flash before me. Thank god for that sometimes because I am only a month in and just when I feel going back to my thoughtless ways it saves me.
 
When I was a baby I went to pet my Aunt's cat (Spicey) when it was eating. This was a mistake*. The cat scratched me.
My Mom grabbed the cat by it's tail and flung it away from me across the kitchen floor (the cat was okay).
Afterwards I was told not to pet Spicey when it was around it's food. I learned a lesson, I don't know if Spicey did. No one had issues over this event, life went on.


*They also had a standard poodle named Inky. Spicey had learned to defend her food.
I'm glad Spicey's ok. (Such a cute name) I'm sorry you saw that.
 
"Chicken isn't meat. "Fish isn't meat" . A lady was a Pescetarian. The rest of us were meat eaters then. She said that we hated animals and that she's the only animal lover because she only eats fish and that's not meat.

Where is that logic from?! The way I see it, FLESH IS MEAT!
 
I was cooking a veggie kebab and every one of my roomies thought I was making fajitas, by the smell. Wierd how ppl associate the veggie smells with flesh.
 
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When ppl ask me what I'm eating I'll say maybe" tofu avocado with sesame seeds and nori. " and freaking omnis make puking sounds. N then they're like" what's in the cup?" Me: "chocolate soy milk" and they continue to pretend to throw up. I hate that. So inconsiderate.
 
Me: "No thanks, I'm vegan."
Omnis: *making stupid sexual noises while eating and chewing with their mouth open to show me how good it is*
Me: *stops being associated with them*

Was this supposed to tempt me? For real, man. We're ADULTS
 
apparently being vegetarian causes leg pain, wow lol.
told someone i was vegan and he went on about how he knew a guy who had leg pain after he started eating vegetarian.
wasn't having any of that ignorant bs tho. Just walked downstairs x3
When I first became a vegetarian I got joint pain for a few months. My mother mentioned this to a vegetarian chef who happened to go to the same church. He said to try eating more potassium. It worked! When I first tried to donate blood, I couldn't because I Was anemic. I told them I ate a lot of iron (I really did). They told me to eat meat so it can absorb. To tell the truth I'm actually doing better now as a RAW VEGAN. Just sometimes I take iron supplements if I'm too busy to eat enough.

So maybe the vegetarian friend of his was just misinformed?
 
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There was a recent news story about a butcher that made window displays with pigs heads etc.. in the window and some people complained as they thought it was too graphic. There is a discussion on a British forum and this is one of the comments.:fp:

I can not understand these veggys and non meat eaters.
If nowbody eate meat there would be no animals as no point to keep them.
There would be a lot of grass around needing cutting but perhaps some might say "don't cut it you might hurt the feeling of the grass"


XD if this was the case, then why are people trying to reduce the amount of lion fish by eating them? Will that just create a bigger problem?

On the flip side, buffalo were slipping away until people began to farm them... for their meat.


I do think that since many humans are mostly about themselves, not farming animals to eat them/exploit them would be the extinction of some animals.

But then again, there are people out there with consciences who build reservoirs for animals.

Hmm... the power of thought
 
My Vegan friend and I are dealing with an Omni which is stating that all animal cruleity videos are staged and to attack companies because they are not union. Good Grief!!
They should just check it out for themselves. I've been to a cow ranch before. The workers there were pretty shameless about THEIR stuff. I was a child. My mom was there to pick up a family friend. I was sad. I hugged the cows and pet them through the fences.

Some factory farms ARE shameless about the way they do things.

Funny story: We have a lot of family friends who work at cow ranches. Two of them got kicked in the teeth by cows. They are both missing their two front teeth. It was during the part where the milk machine is suctioned to the utters. The cows are on a platform and the workers stand behind them, tending the machine. Perfect kick opportunities. I'm sure it happens often.
 
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I once read a Letter to the Editor in the newspaper from a woman who complained about people "obsessed" (her word) with their dogs to the point of saying they’d rather have a relationship with their dog than with a human, and she suggested that those poor misguided souls should “get a life” and go out and form relationships with humans instead, like “normal” people. You can bet there were plenty of pretty angry responses to that letter.
She doesn't sound like someone who should be giving relationship advice, phrasing her own opinion in such a judgemental way. I would rather hang out with my cat than with someone who has the nerve to say "get a life" to someone.
 
I once had someone tell me that I shouldn't be eating BBQ sauce because that's for meat. ???????
 
Last month I subscribed to a magazine called ShopSmart, which is put out by Consumers Union, the same people who do the magazine Consumer Reports. The freebie included with the subscription is a booklet called Should I Eat This? In the section on meat they titled SHOULD YOU EAT RED MEAT? the first paragraph reads thusly:

"I'm a vegetarian - I eat chicken and fish but not red meat." You've probably heard that statement, or even said it yourself. But the purported risks of beef, lamb and pork are not that simple.

Oh, gimme a break. Who wrote this swill?
 
Tonight's episode of Come Dine with me ..
"Oh sorry no I don't eat venison because deer are supposed to be running around in fields"

Well thank goodness cows are SUPPOSED to be chained up in sheds or what would she eat???

Unhappily the Dragon's Den episode with Deborah Meaden and the 'taxidermy as art' man has been removed from youtube by the BBC.

What animals are supposed to do, or not do, translates into "I eat it, I eat it not" in omni-speak.
 
The book "Benjamin Franklin: the autobiography and other writings" has a quote(page 49):'"Then", thought I, "if you eat one another, I don't see why we mayn't eat you." So I dined upon cod very heartily and have since continued to eat as other people, returning only now and then occasionally to a vegetable diet."

Odd to see a genius use give such a ridiculous reason for eating fish. I'd like to think they had more knowledge at this point that they realized other creatures kill each other, but this quote indicates it may not be the case.
 
I went to a bbq this weekend ans this woman went on and on about not liking tofu. She then said "it's offensive!" I said back "off-EN-sive?" as if I thought her opinion was weird. I'm pretty sure I made a face at that. I mean, she's sitting there eating a hamburger and telling a vegetarian how offensive she thinks tofu is. That's completely ridiculous!

Thankfully other people jumped in at that point to say they like tofu. I myself had nothing else to say, lol, I have no patience for someone that ignorant.