Yes or no. And that's final.

[Captain Caveman]

Yes.

Do you dwell in Dingly Dell and make an awful farty smell?

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Do you speak sibilantly, like a snake?

 

[Captain Caveman]

No.

Can you communicate telepathically like Pleiadians?

 

[Captain Caveman]

Not yet. But as my soul is Pleiadian and i have spent more than twelve years living in Pleiadian society, i would think i should be able to by now.

Do you check down the lavatory to make sure Fungus the Bogeyman isn't staring at you, before dropping your pants and doing your dirty deed?

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Have you taken down your Christmas decorations yet?

 

[KLS52]

No.
Does that make me insane?

 

[Amy SF]

No. Very sentimental, but not insane.

Have you ever petted a kangaroo?

 

[SuicideBlonde]

I wish, they are cute.

Do you love spring time?

 

[KLS52]

No, it is my least fav of the four Seasons.

Do you want to know a secret?

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Have you ever ordered room service in a hotel?

 

[Captain Caveman]

Cant remember, i haven't stayed in a hotel in yonks. So, no.

Have you recently made an overdue long list of the things that you can practically do to greatly ease your carbon footprint?

 

[Poppy]

No.

Do you want to cry when you realize there's not quite enough Just Mayo to make a decent sandwich?

 

[Amy SF]

I don't use Just Mayo, I use mustard, but if I was in the same situation with the mustard, I certainly would cry. And then add mustard to my shopping list.

Have you ever visited some type of memorial site and stood in somber reflection, either praying or observing a moment of silence?

 

[ledboots]

Yes, the Viet Nam memorial. I also made pencil tracings of the names of boys I had known.

Have you ever gone 24 hours or more with no sleep?

 

[Amy SF]

Yes, but not intentionally, just on extremely rare occasions, when I've experienced a bout of insomnia.

Have you ever gone to see a movie at the behest of someone else, thinking you were going to hate it and discovering it wasn't as bad as you thought it would be?

 

[Poppy]

No. But I'm a movie snob.

Have you ever wanted to pop pimples on someone else's face?

 

[Cerebellion]

No, I've no interest in getting my tail kicked for someone else's dermatological problem.
Have you ever stopped in the middle of the road to either let an animal cross or got out of the car to help it along?

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Do you have an elderly relative who just doesn't "get" your veg*anism and tries to get you to eat meat?

 

[Danielle]

If my dad counts, yes. He doesn't think it's healthy and believes in the blood type myth.
Have you ever been to Disneyland or disney world? When?

 

[Amy SF]

Disneyland yes, Disney World, no. Last at Disneyland 20 years ago, to celebrate my 35th birthday.

Have you ever fished recyclable items out of the trash so you could have them recycled, all the while grumbling about people who don't give a crap about the earth?