Yes or no. And that's final.

No. Well, I don't know, because I've never driven in snow, having spent my entire life in snowless Los Angeles. But I'm terrified whenever I have to drive in the rain because I'm not a very confident driver anyway and rain presents too many driving risks, especially in Los Angeles, especially during the first significant rain of the season.

Have you ever met a drag queen?
 
Yes.

Are you tidy enough that you wouldn't be embarrassed if someone dropped by unexpectedly?
 
Hahahahahahahaha!

That's a no.

Have you ever put snowballs in your freezer during the winter for the express purpose of removing them during the summer for a snowball fight?
 
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No. They would probably turn to ice having been in the freezer for that long, so you could have an iceball fight instead.

Have you secretly won the lottery, but can't be bothered telling anyone?
 
No.

Tell us the truth: Have you ever looked at the cover of a tabloid newspaper or magazine while in the supermarket and actually believed one of their outrageous stories?
 
No, not since I was a kid, maybe. :D

Do you take apart Oreo and other sandwich-type cookies and then eat the pieces separately?
 
Not in person, but over the phone, yes, as my voice is on the deep side. :D

Do you enjoy working?
 
No. I'd never heard of it until you posted.

Do you use a back scratcher for scratching other parts of your body, not just your back?