Yes or no. And that's final.

[Amy SF]

Yes, sometimes.

Would you ride in a driverless car?

 

[Captain Caveman]

No.

Do you know where you're going to, do you like the things that life is showing you?

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Are you anticipating receiving a truly heinous, unwanted gift for Christmas this year that makes you question the sanity of the person who gave you the gift?

 

[Captain Caveman]

No. I won't be receiving many gifts this year as friends and family are very few and far between.

Does your companion animal flee in terror when you fart?

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Do you have to explain the phrase "Garbage in, garbage out" to millennials?

 

[Captain Caveman]

No. You can do it for me if you like.

Have you ever broken wind into a megaphone?

 

[PTree15]

Nope (and eww! )

Have you ever taken a trip in a hot-air balloon?

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Are you a military veteran?

 

[Captain Caveman]

No.

Have you ever knocked over a product display in a supermarket and calmly shuffled away pretending that it wasn't you that committed the offence?

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Do you cook with saffron?

 

[MadamSarcastra]

No. Who can afford to cook with saffron?! LOL I use turmeric for color.

Do you own a lemon zester?

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Do you own everything that Bruce Springsteen has ever recorded?

 

[PTree15]

No, but I have a pretty good amount of Springsteen stuff.
Do you like chocolate and peanut butter together?

 

[Amy SF]

Yes, I do!

Do you plan to get a pet sometime in 2017?

 

[silva]

my nine cats say no!
have you ever snow skied?

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Have you ever had an enema?

 

[GingerFoxx]

No.

Have you ever had a collected an item that could easily be labeled as strange?

 

[silva]

Yes.
Have you ever had black salt? Kala namak?

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Do you save rainwater for later use?

 

[PTree15]

No.
Do you like licorice?