Yes or no. And that's final.

[Amy SF]

Yes.

Can you play the piano?

 

[KLS52]

Yes.

Have you managed to get through the year without getting sick?

 

[Amy SF]

Yes!

Can you plug a plumbing leak on your own as long as you watch enough YouTube videos?

 

[PTree15]

Hmm, the 8-ball says "Doubtful."

Have you ever gone spelunking?

 

[KLS52]

Probably not as I will have to Google what that is.

Have you ever kissed a frog?

 

[Amy SF]

No. Which probably explains why I'm still single at 57.

Have you seen "Hamilton" or plan to eventually?

 

[FortyTwo]

Yeah I have!

Have you ever owned a tamagotchi?

 

[Amy SF]

Nopety-nope.

Are you humming a Christmas song right now?

 

[KLS52]

Yes.

Have you seen the Santa Suit with Kevin Sorbo?

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Have you gotten tired yet of having to explain to everyone you meet that you are NOT, in fact, eating turkey or ham or goose or any other dead animal for Christmas dinner because you're veg*an, and then bracing for the reaction you expect to get from them?

 

[Captain Caveman]

Yes.

Have you ever been transfixed by a shiny Yuletide decoration?

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Do you do yoga and/or meditation?

 

[Poppy]

Yes! Both!

Is your second toe longer than your big toe?

 

[Amy SF]

*checks* Yes, it is.

Have you ever been to the top of the Eiffel Tower?

 

[Poppy]

Yes - or as high as they would allow. It's honestly much higher than I had imagined.

Have you ever been been on the "It's a Small World Ride" at a Disney park?

 

[Captain Caveman]

No thanks.

Have you recently received an unexpected monetary windfall?

 

[Amy SF]

Unfortunately no.

Can you talk about Uranus with a straight face?

 

[Captain Caveman]

Yes, surprisingly.

Have you already paid for your own funeral?

 

[Amy SF]

No. I can't afford it.

Have you ever met a stripper somewhere other than in a strip club?

 

[GingerFoxx]

Yes, but I knew her long before she held that job.

Do you have a dark sense of humour?