these will come in very handy in case of a zombie apocalypse!http://www.hyperstealth.com/Quantum-Stealth/index.html
..."Once thought to be only a Science Fiction/Fantasy technology, Guy Cramer, President/CEO of Hyperstealth Biotechnology Corp., discusses the implications of militaries which can now become invisible with his light bending technology called "Quantum Stealth".
Hyperstealth is a successful Canadian camouflage design company with over two million military issued uniforms and over 3000 vehicles and fighter jets using their patterns around the world.
Quantum Stealth is a material that renders the target completely invisible by bending light waves around the target. The material removes not only your visual, infrared (night vision) and thermal signatures but also the target’s shadow."...
^^^ that's pretty much my life. Except my papers actually turn out halfway decent.
I first thought this was from the peopleofwalmart site, until I saw the Lowes vest.is right! She is working at Lowes?!?
OH GOD YES.Every last-minute research paper ever:
http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6855935/every-all-nighter-paper-you-write