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LOL this actually makes me laugh so much
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Yeah I must admit the jokes that come out make all the apocalyptic paranoia more than worth it.
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Michele Obama reads a Christmas story while Bo Obama chills in her lap.
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http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/17/ultim...ured-ultimate-fighter-malaysia/#ixzz2FLvY4VFd
MMA fighter Ray Elbe -- who competed on "Ultimate Fighter 9" -- had to be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10 stitches ... after he broke his ***** during sex.
Elbe told the whole story -- in painfully graphic detail -- on an MMA website ... explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was "on top" ... when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray's erect *****.
According to Ray, his ***** "fractured" ... and "blood was everywhere." Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.
Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital ... and underwent emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a "slight tear" in his urinary tube.
Elbe says the pain was so severe after the surgery, his johnson was "throbbing with each heart beat."
Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.
The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever again.
Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent."
MMA fighter Ray Elbe -- who competed on "Ultimate Fighter 9" -- had to be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10 stitches ... after he broke his ***** during sex.
Elbe told the whole story -- in painfully graphic detail -- on an MMA website ... explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was "on top" ... when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray's erect *****.
According to Ray, his ***** "fractured" ... and "blood was everywhere." Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.
Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital ... and underwent emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a "slight tear" in his urinary tube.
Elbe says the pain was so severe after the surgery, his johnson was "throbbing with each heart beat."
Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery -- and was ordered to take "anti-erection pills" for two weeks.
The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience -- and will never let his GF be "on top" ever again.
Elbe also explained, "In an attempt to make it up to me ... [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines ... which usually has some solid talent."
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haha 'crumpet grease on my keyboard'. That was literally my biggest problem on Tuesday. Us Brits eigh.
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