Silly/Annoying/Funny Things Omnis Say

[Alice-Bee]

Must have made him feel like a big man to talk down to a woman like that...bitches love a talking down to.

 

[Cerebellion]

Work barbecues are the worst for me. Our job chooses to have a barbecue for most of the major holidays and don't provide any options for the vegetarians that work there. The sad thing is, they get offended when I don't eat it. Conversations generally go: 'You're not eating?" "I'm a vegetarian. Thanks for offering, though."
This is usually followed by a disbelieving stare, a harumph of indignity, and walking away to complain about me to the others. Fun days, to be sure

 

[FortyTwo]

That's when the phone takes a nice, polite dive into the nearest punch bowl.

 

[Moll Flanders]

I was just looking online to see if there was any information about a vegan diet and joint problems and I found this gem: "Shellfish is one of the best sources of zinc for vegetarians who eat fish."

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[thefadedone]

I was just looking online to see if there was any information about a vegan diet and joint problems and I found this gem: "Shellfish is one of the best sources of zinc for vegetarians who eat fish."

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[shyvas]

I was just looking online to see if there was any information about a vegan diet and joint problems and I found this gem: "Shellfish is one of the best sources of zinc for vegetarians who eat fish."

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That reminds me of someone asking me the other day, whether I ate fish !!

 

[Blobbenstein]

if anyone tells me they are a vegetarian, I usually ask them if they eat fish, because a lot will say yes, and I like to check the lay of the land.

 

[shyvas]

if anyone tells me they are a vegetarian, I usually ask them if they eat fish, because a lot will say yes, and I like to check the lay of the land.

 

[Alice-Bee]

Is Holly whats her face from 'This Morning' Veggie?
I just flicked by it on ITV and she was freaking out because they were asking her to guess the unusual flavours of chocolate, and she kept saying 'There better not be an animal or insect in this'

Doesnt she not realise that the Beef in the Chilli the guest chef was making later is an animal :/

 

[hungryraccoon]

She's definitely not veggie; she eats whatever meat based dishes the chefs make all the time. Obviously she is grossed out by the thought of insect in her chocolate though...

People are so silly.

 

[Alice-Bee]

Yeah I thought she wasnt...She kept saying 'ANIMAL...or insect' as thought theyd hide a mouse in it or something

 

[Kittendumpling]

And to bring it back around, I have my own contribution.

Last night bf and I decided to order pizza. Pizzahut has a deal, two medium pizzas, five breadsticks, and a side. The sides you can pick from are five chicken wings (gross), pizza rollers, which are rolls with cheese and pepperoni in them, and pasta with either meat and tomato sauce, or chicken alfredo sauce.

BF asks if we can order this, but sub a second order of breadsticks for the side, so I said I would call and ask. The woman on the phone gave me such a hassle, it's like she couldn't even conceive of someone not wanting a meaty side. "But it comes with the deal" she kept whining. "It's easier to just order one of the sides that comes with it". Over and over. Finally, I half blurted half yelled, "yeah, great, but we don't eat meat, they all have meat in them". I could hear her brain explode over the phone. "Are you suuuurrre you can't eat one of the sides?" She finally went to check with a manager, who I guess told her it were possible for a five dollar up charge.

Five bucks to replace an unwanted item with breadsticks. That's a dollar a breadstick. On top of that, it took them an hour and 10 minutes to deliver a pizza to a neighborhood literally down the street. Humph.

Wow, that's some horrendous service there! It boggles my mind that, in this day & age, some folk still can't comprehend that some people don't want meat in everything.

 

[AeryFairy]

In an argument where someone stated that you wouldn't ask a Jewish person to cook pork, so you shouldn't ask a veg*n to cook meat (as it against a belief in both cases):

"But thank you for equating Veganism to a religion, because that's what it is. A weird cult of unpleasant people, nothing more. Definitely nothing to be respected. I would love to hide some bacon in that nutters tofu burger"

 

[Kittendumpling]

I saw a Facebook post recently of 2 hunters spelling out "PETA SUCKS" using the carcasses of rabbits. If that wasn't bad enough, the person posting it wrote "This is worth a chuckle, unless you're an animal rights nut!"

So angry, it's horrible on so many levels.

 

[AeryFairy]

I saw a Facebook post recently of 2 hunters spelling out "PETA SUCKS" using the carcasses of rabbits. If that wasn't bad enough, the person posting it wrote "This is worth a chuckle, unless you're an animal rights nut!"

So angry, it's horrible on so many levels.

Well, y'know, if you want to say something, say it with dead rabbits...

 

[Katrina]

This was a while ago, but it bothered me. A few of us were hanging out after work and we were talking about ordering pizza. They all decided they would order a meat pizza for themselves, and a veg one for me. Makes sense. They asked this one chick if she would be wanting to share the veg pizza with me or not, since that makes a difference in the size they order. Whenever we do this, she normally agrees to share the veg food. Personally, I don't care if people want to share with me or not but it's nice if they do.

She always gets visibly irritated when people mention vegetarian food for me. I noticed that about her. I'm not sure why it annoys her so much. So anyway, she agreed to share the pizza with me. They asked what toppings she wanted on it. She got angry and said "nothing. I don't care." Then two seconds later she said "maybe we could put meat on half of it?"



I've been veg half my life and never has anyone tried to suggest lets put meat on half of the vegetarian pizza. Is it just me, or is that rude? Nobody said anything. Then I said, "but you already have a meat pizza" and she didn't say anything.

Sigh.

 

[Skylark]

I saw a Facebook post recently of 2 hunters spelling out "PETA SUCKS" using the carcasses of rabbits. If that wasn't bad enough, the person posting it wrote "This is worth a chuckle, unless you're an animal rights nut!"

So angry, it's horrible on so many levels.

But it's kind of great in that it points out quite clearly who you should defriend next.

 

[ledboots]

But it's kind of great in that it points out quite clearly who you should defriend next.

At first I misread your post as "who you should defend next", and I thought yes, the bunnies. But on second read, yes, defriend for sure.

 

[RabbitLuvr]

But it's kind of great in that it points out quite clearly who you should defriend next.

 

[Lord Snot]

"I'm kind of part vegetarian. I don't eat meat at all period unless I know it's from a cruelty free, grass fed, free range, local farm. "