Silly/Annoying/Funny Things Omnis Say

[amhappy1]

What?? Cheese doesn't grow on trees?

Quick kids, rake up that mozzarella before it melts.

 

[Lord Snot]

I was invited to a Christmas meal yesterday. I looked at the menu and the veggie option is "poached salmon".

 

[amhappy1]

I was invited to a Christmas meal yesterday. I looked at the menu and the veggie option is "poached salmon".

Are you trying to say that fish aren't vegetarian?

 

[amhappy1]

It's always the one "vegetarian" who eats fish that people remember.

 

[Blobbenstein]

if we could just find him.

 

[mary1]

if we could just find him.

And give him a quick smack upside the head!

 

[PTree15]

I was invited to a Christmas meal yesterday. I looked at the menu and the veggie option is "poached salmon".

That drives me nuts, places thinking fish is vegetarian. *sigh*

I was at work the other day, perusing what I thought would be some veggie options. The cafeteria had roasted brussels sprouts, but they had bacon in them. So, this guy next to me says, something like, ahhh, you know want them or something, and I was like, no, I'm vegan and don't eat bacon. I said how disappointed I was that they had bacon in them. He was like, so, do you have enough energy eating that way? I really wanted to roll my eyes, but I politely told him that I have more energy now than I did when I ate meat and dairy. I also mentioned I spent a week hiking in the Rockies recently . So yeah, my energy is just fine, thank you very much.

 

[alligatortears]

Yeast is made from babies and the liberals want to kill all the babies so we can't be vegans anymore and also they'll make global warming happen and bring Communism to power once more.

Vote Romney 2012

And don't forget Obama is ruining the weather:

 

[kibbleforlola]

Please, dear god, tell me that's not shopped. Cause that would be perfect.

 

[alligatortears]

I don't actually know, but I haven't done anything to it so it's probably real

 

[CrazyCatLady]

A classic...but cows need to be milked xxx

 

[amhappy1]

A classic...but cows need to be milked xxx

That one drives me crazy. I work in the highest milk producing county in NY and the people there seem to think that the cows are going to explode if you don't milk them.

 

[shyvas]

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[Kittendumpling]

"I'm kind of part vegetarian. I don't eat meat at all period unless I know it's from a cruelty free, grass fed, free range, local farm. "

Yeah, because those animals are totally joyously licked to death by kittens!

Rage!

 

[Kittendumpling]

Work barbecues are the worst for me. Our job chooses to have a barbecue for most of the major holidays and don't provide any options for the vegetarians that work there. The sad thing is, they get offended when I don't eat it. Conversations generally go: 'You're not eating?" "I'm a vegetarian. Thanks for offering, though."
This is usually followed by a disbelieving stare, a harumph of indignity, and walking away to complain about me to the others. Fun days, to be sure

I usually turn up with my own little instant bbq grull, and all my own food, and I'm terribly polite about it. That pisses them off no end, they have nothing to moan about.

 

[Kittendumpling]

It's always the one "vegetarian" who eats fish that people remember.

You live & learn. Stuff 'em.

I still feel ashamed of the stupid, insensitive **** I used to say as an omni.

 

[Kittendumpling]

A classic...but cows need to be milked xxx

That drives me nuts too.

 

[Lord Snot]

You live & learn. Stuff 'em.

I still feel ashamed of the stupid, insensitive **** I used to say as an omni.

So do I. Especially the time when I was a teenager and my best friend tried to go veggie, and I was upset at the thought that we couldn't eat at our favourite places anymore so I was like "well then you can't eat eggs either, they're baby chickens" and generally tried to discourage her. I was an idiot.

 

[AeryFairy]

So do I. Especially the time when I was a teenager and my best friend tried to go veggie, and I was upset at the thought that we couldn't eat at our favourite places anymore so I was like "well then you can't eat eggs either, they're baby chickens" and generally tried to discourage her. I was an idiot.

I was stupid too - very much "I'll never go vegetarian, I looooove meat!". Looking back on this sort of stuff gives me hope for all the omnis like that still in existence.

 

[Moll Flanders]

I can't remember if I already said this but on a pet forum people were discussing a case where the RSPCA killed 10 dogs with a bolt gun as they were considered aggressive and people were saying that they thought this was an inhumane way to kill them. One person put up a link to show footage of a cow being killed by a bolt gun to show how awful it would be to kill a dog like that, obviously it's a fine way to kill a cow.

I was stupid too - very much "I'll never go vegetarian, I looooove meat!"

I know I said some stupid things too.