Silly/Annoying/Funny Things Omnis Say

[FortyTwo]

This dumbass kid at lunch, some underclassman with barely a quarter of a brain, recently (last week) found out I'm vegan. Oddly enough, unlike one would suspect, he's not making fun of me about it, but instead put his energy (and continues to put his energy) into asking me incredibly obvious questions about veganism.

"Can you eat ice cream?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Milk."
"What about soda?"
"Are there any animal products in soda?"
"No."
"Then yes."
"..."
"..."
"What about bread?"

 

[RabbitLuvr]

This isn't food-related, but at another forum someone is going on about how makeup Should be tested on animals, and it's ok because they're only in a little bit of "discomfort." I honestly want to tie that ***** down and drip chemicals into her clamped open eyes until she is screaming in agony. And then I would drip more chemicals in.

 

[Lord Snot]

This isn't food-related, but at another forum someone is going on about how makeup Should be tested on animals, and it's ok because they're only in a little bit of "discomfort." I honestly want to tie that ***** down and drip chemicals into her clamped open eyes until she is screaming in agony. And then I would drip more chemicals in.

I'll hold her down.

 

[Alice-Bee]

Sometimes its a case of stupid things VEGGIES say...no wonder we get a bad rep...

 

[Freesia]

Grr, seeing another person online saying that killing a plant is the same as killing an animal. WTF is up with that.

 

[Freesia]

That's when the phone takes a nice, polite dive into the nearest punch bowl.

I would go to the restrooms and find a dirty looking toilet and drop it in there.

 

[AeryFairy]

Friend's Facebook status: remind me never to go vegan.

I asked why, and she said she cooked a vegan dish and it was really disgusting without cheese

 

[Alice-Bee]

Wonder if she ever though maybe her cooking just really really sucks...

 

[thefadedone]

Grr, seeing another person online saying that killing a plant is the same as killing an animal. WTF is up with that.

 

[Freesia]

Yes. I would much rather eat plants, I know that they dont have a brain or nervous system. Why this isnt obvious, particularly in seemingly intelligent people, I dont know.

 

[Alice-Bee]

I know. Its such a dumb arguement...Also when they say 'my food poops on your food'
When was the last time you saw a Veg*n chomping on grass...

Actually I retract the grass part...most Supermarket raised beef cows are kept in shed and fed hay/straw...so yeah.

 

[Dedalus]

Facebook post:
Bacon is important! Someone has to take a stand against a flavorless healthy fat-free world. Has everyone gone insane?

Um...bacon is important?

 

[AeryFairy]

People in the office are talking about meat eating. I am staying well out of it. One guy didn't eat meat as a kid because he didn't like the taste. This happened:

Coworker 1: When did you start eating meat?
Coworker 2: Yeah, when did you start being normal?

 

[Second Summer]

I know. Its such a dumb arguement...Also when they say 'my food poops on your food'
When was the last time you saw a Veg*n chomping on grass...

Actually, "their food" is pooping on its own food. So the meat eaters are eating poop meat.

 

[Marie]

The other day I went to a restaurant that had the blandest Mexican food.. no seasonings, the salsa was blander than ketchup. The person (ex-boyfriend) I was with said it wouldn't have been bland if we ordered something with meat in it.

 

[AeryFairy]

The other day I went to a restaurant that had the blandest Mexican food.. no seasonings, the salsa was blander than ketchup. The person (ex-boyfriend) I was with said it wouldn't have been bland if we ordered something with meat in it.

I never understood that; people season meat just like they season vegetables. Often moreso, really.

 

[Lord Snot]

This dumbass kid at lunch, some underclassman with barely a quarter of a brain, recently (last week) found out I'm vegan. Oddly enough, unlike one would suspect, he's not making fun of me about it, but instead put his energy (and continues to put his energy) into asking me incredibly obvious questions about veganism.

"Can you eat ice cream?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Milk."
"What about soda?"
"Are there any animal products in soda?"
"No."
"Then yes."
"..."
"..."
"What about bread?"

I'm still waiting for the answer, can we eat bread? Because bread is made from yeast and that's alive isn't it. Please help me.

Also how do people make babies.

 

[FortyTwo]

I'm still waiting for the answer, can we eat bread? Because bread is made from yeast and that's alive isn't it. Please help me.

Yeast is made from babies and the liberals want to kill all the babies so we can't be vegans anymore and also they'll make global warming happen and bring Communism to power once more.

Vote Romney 2012

 

[amhappy1]

I went to a restaurant that had a salad bar with some omnis. One of them commented on how wonderful the salad bar was because it had cheese. I told him I didn't eat cheese so he asked me if cheese came from animals.

 

[thefadedone]

I went to a restaurant that had a salad bar with some omnis. One of them commented on how wonderful the salad bar was because it had cheese. I told him I didn't eat cheese so he asked me if cheese came from animals.

What?? Cheese doesn't grow on trees?