NSFW THE TRUMPOCALYPSE

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Great One-liner from the Edinburgh Fringe Joke Awards ... (came in second)

Frankie Boyle said:
"Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book"
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1. "I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change" - Ken Cheng

2. "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book" - Frankie Boyle

3. "I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?" - Alexei Sayle

4. "I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her" - Lew Fitz

5. "I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated" - Andy Field

6. "Combine Harvesters. And you'll have a really big restaurant" - Mark Simmons

7. "I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it..." - Jimeoin

8. "I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house" - Ed Byrne

9. "I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine" - Olaf Falafel

10. "Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!"' - Alasdair Beckett-King

11. "A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event" - Angela Barnes

12. "As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer" - Adele Cliff

13. "For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don't want to do it" - Phil Wang

14. "I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark" - Adam Hess

15. "I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act" - Tim Vine
 
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Trump science adviser just quit with letter containing a brutal secret message
He posted his resignation letter on Twitter. The first letters of each paragraph read: "IMPEACH,"
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LMAO, love it! :up:

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Trump supporters are sharing this picture of crowds at his latest rally. Just one problem....
the photos were quickly debunked as fake. They actually showed an aerial view of crowds that had turned out for a championship parade for the Cleveland Cavaliers basketball team.
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Some of the pics that followed in response are hilarious....

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Twitter Loses It Over Donald Trump's 'Off The Rails' Arizona Rally

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Oh, jesus, and then there's this.... :rofl:

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What Donald Trump's tweets reveal about his mental health

I can't find the video montage mentioned in the article, only his p*ssy-grabbing brag-rant....
An amusing video montage made its way through social media, where through the miracle of editing, in the course of three minutes Trump brags about being the world’s greatest expert in twenty different subject areas, literally using the exact same sentence—just fill in the blank. “No one knows more about (fill in the blank) than me,” he repeats over and over, while it becomes more absurd, as his imagined portfolio of expertise expands with each improbable bombastic claim.
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If you come across this, please post it!
 
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If he isn't impeached soon, maybe the US military will perform a presidential coup? Remove him via the armed forces? Would that be fair?
 
The failing, so-called president has pardoned ex-sheriff Joe Arpaio, and sent a letter to the Pentagon notifying them that transpeople can no longer serve in the military.

I'm also reading that another ex-Breitbart presidential advisor, Sebastian Gorka, has quit. (I didn't realize he had that many in his staff!)
 
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