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Yup... and he was lookin' right at it... without eclipse glasses. LMAO
Great One-liner from the Edinburgh Fringe Joke Awards ... (came in second)
Frankie Boyle said:
1. "I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change" - Ken Cheng
2. "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book" - Frankie Boyle
3. "I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?" - Alexei Sayle
4. "I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her" - Lew Fitz
5. "I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated" - Andy Field
6. "Combine Harvesters. And you'll have a really big restaurant" - Mark Simmons
7. "I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it..." - Jimeoin
8. "I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house" - Ed Byrne
9. "I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine" - Olaf Falafel
10. "Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!"' - Alasdair Beckett-King
11. "A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event" - Angela Barnes
12. "As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer" - Adele Cliff
13. "For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don't want to do it" - Phil Wang
14. "I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark" - Adam Hess
15. "I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act" - Tim Vine
2. "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book" - Frankie Boyle
3. "I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?" - Alexei Sayle
4. "I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her" - Lew Fitz
5. "I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated" - Andy Field
6. "Combine Harvesters. And you'll have a really big restaurant" - Mark Simmons
7. "I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it..." - Jimeoin
8. "I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house" - Ed Byrne
9. "I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine" - Olaf Falafel
10. "Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!"' - Alasdair Beckett-King
11. "A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event" - Angela Barnes
12. "As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer" - Adele Cliff
13. "For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don't want to do it" - Phil Wang
14. "I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark" - Adam Hess
15. "I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act" - Tim Vine
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Well, Debtor's prison is hardly anything new, the new thing is that it would be alive and well in the 21st century.
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Trump science adviser just quit with letter containing a brutal secret message
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Trump supporters are sharing this picture of crowds at his latest rally. Just one problem....
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Twitter Loses It Over Donald Trump's 'Off The Rails' Arizona Rally
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Oh, jesus, and then there's this....
LMAO, love it!
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Trump supporters are sharing this picture of crowds at his latest rally. Just one problem....
Some of the pics that followed in response are hilarious....
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Twitter Loses It Over Donald Trump's 'Off The Rails' Arizona Rally
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Oh, jesus, and then there's this....
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What Donald Trump's tweets reveal about his mental health
I can't find the video montage mentioned in the article, only his p*ssy-grabbing brag-rant....
I can't find the video montage mentioned in the article, only his p*ssy-grabbing brag-rant....
If you come across this, please post it!
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The failing, so-called president has pardoned ex-sheriff Joe Arpaio, and sent a letter to the Pentagon notifying them that transpeople can no longer serve in the military.
I'm also reading that another ex-Breitbart presidential advisor, Sebastian Gorka, has quit. (I didn't realize he had that many in his staff!)
I'm also reading that another ex-Breitbart presidential advisor, Sebastian Gorka, has quit. (I didn't realize he had that many in his staff!)
Might be a better idea to just get it over with rather than years of societal breakdowns.
I don't know if I'm serious or not. I think I am.
Yes, with good reason (for him, anyway)
Trump's Arpaio pardon sends a message to sheriffs: I'm your get-out-of-jail-free card
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