just to be clear... the
proper way to have beans on toast is with 2 (or 3 if you're greedy/super hungry) slices of toasted bread (ideally either extremely white, or granary, thick cut) with buttery spread applied when they're properly hot, one slice left whole, one (or two if you're having the 3 slice version) cut in half diagnoally to make two triangles out of the slice.
you then organise your toast with the whole slice centred on the plate, and put the 2 (or 4) triangles with the cut ends butted up to opposite straight ends of the full slice, to make an arrangement resembling a square face with a flat chin and top of head, with huge sideways pointy ears, or a sort of 4 -pointy petalled daisy. then you pour the beans onto the central full slice of toast, saturating it with beany goodness, whilst doing your best to leave the cut slices unencumbered by beanage or sauce.
it is acceptable practice to shovel beans off the whole slice, and to eat half of the cut slices without beans, and/or to cut the whole slice into wedges to eat with beans atop it. it is also somewhat ok to scrape beanjuice off the soggy full slice with your fork, and/or to pick up the mangled soggy slice and attempt to eat it with your fingers if you don't have a knife/any sort of manners. however it is
absolutely vital to retain one slice of toast fully intact until the middle piece has been consumed along with it's load of beans- so that this little crunchy wedge can be utilised to mop up any/all residual bean-juice and straggler-beans from the plate -by hand, with a flourish, after the centre-piece has been consumed.
:solomn nod:
you can also put marmite on the toast. or use canned baked beans with vegetarian sausages in the can, in place of the regular beans. cos we have both of those things readily accessable for the purchasing, within the confines of the lands of the brits. :smug:
I used to love chip shop chips, big fat soggy salt and vinegary things, but these days I don't really know whether they put beef-fat in the oil, and the only way I would trust them if I asked them is if they said that there was beef-fat in the oil, so I just don't bother with them any more. I suppose I would eat them if I was very hungry, and take the chance, but I mainly recluse in my flat and eat what's here.
the trick is to ask "what kind of oil/fat do you cook your fries in?" - the english chipshop here uses solid vegetable shortening (known back home as vegetable 'suet'). i ask
all the time in canada, and i get some stupid looks on occasion, but what seem to be pretty clear and honest answers. most places are proud of their choices (even if they're yucky meaty ones) and if you don't give away what the 'right' or wrong answer is, usually they have no incentive to lie.
That's probably about right. I was brought up on beans on toast and Marmite soldiers.
Hobnobs are great!
now hold on... these soldiers- they were definitely cut into long thin strips, right? and strategically positioned so that they could be dipped into a runny egg?
cos otherwise that was just a slice of toast masquerating as soldiers.
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has anybody mentioned potato-cakes yet? the flat little ones from the supermarket that you pan fry? *drools*
what about the savoury-nature of french toast/eggy breads? maybe that was just my house- tthe expression on my canadian bf's face when i served his eggy breads with ketchup and vinegar was utterly priceless.
also north american scrambled egg seems to be decidely whisk-involvement-less from what i've seen. it's more like 'chronically mangled omlette' than 'scrambled' to me. no light fluffy clouds- just miserable blobs.