Yes or no. And that's final.

[Amy SF]

Yes, always.

Do you spend the entire day thinking of a fun new thread to post on VV, but once you actually sit down and start to create the thread, do you realize that the topic is way too stupid, nobody will read or post in it, and it will die an ignoble death after just a few hours, and so you forget the whole thing?

 

[Snowcone]

Nope. I'm far too lazy.

If there was a giant leech flying in the air, would you hide under a desk?

 

[Amy SF]

No, I'd capture it and have it run for Senator.

Are you looking forward to the 2012 edition of the Secular Atheist Commie Pinko UnAmerican Muslim Gay Liberal War on Christmas?

 

[Cerebellion]

Sure, it's like Comic Con for ideologues
100000 dollars of student loans for a low-paying job you love or 1 million dollars a year with no loans for a job that you despise?

 

[Amy SF]

Choice #1. I've had the job I despised and it was truly soul-sucking.

and that wasn't a yes or no question.

Do you keep your head down wherever you walk, partly to avoid being sucked into the rottenness of society around you and partly to keep your eyes peeled for dropped change?

 

[Cerebellion]

Choice #1. I've had the job I despised and it was truly soul-sucking.

and that wasn't a yes or no question.

Do you keep your head down wherever you walk, partly to avoid being sucked into the rottenness of society around you and partly to keep your eyes peeled for dropped change?

My fault. Cold medicine has drained my intelligence down to about Dane Cook level

 

[Cerebellion]

To your question: most definitely on both. I found 50 bucks on the sidewalk that way a month ago
Do you often join in with a group who is picking on you to cover up how much it bothers you?

 

[Amy SF]

No, I just run away and cry.

Do you wish the Geico people would come up with a new mascot for their TV commercials and quit with the caveman **** already?

 

[Snowcone]

Yes, but only if they can the gecko too.

Are you oscillating?

 

[Cerebellion]

Yes. Literally, figuratively, and in most areas of my life
Would you rather not know something if it'll screw you up for a while?

 

[Snowcone]

No. I must know it all.


Should there be mandatory sentencing for used car salespeople?

 

[Amy SF]

No, they're just trying to hold down a job, provide for their families, and help people who can't afford new cars.

Have you ever been robbed, burgled, mugged or experienced the unpleasant sensation of somebody stomping on your foot?

 

[Snowcone]

Yes.

Are you conscious of your own breathing right now?

 

[Digger]

Yes.

Have you ever had to hold a poop in till you thought you might **** your pants?

 

[Amy SF]

Of course. (same with number one, too)

If heaven exists, do you expect to go there when you die and eat all the chocolate you want without getting fat, losing your teeth, or breaking out in zits?

 

[Muggle]

No. If the Christian heaven exists then I want to go to their hell. That's where all the fun interesting people are.

Do you know why a raven is like a writing desk?

 

[Amy SF]

Not at present. I think an answer was actually provided in The Annotated Alice, but I've forgotten it.

Does anyone on the planet really give a crap what Pippa Middleton does?

 

[Snowcone]

Yes. Many a people with inhibited cognitive functioning find such things most enthralling.



Are you afraid of the Clark?

 

[Amy SF]

*bangs fist on desk, glares and growls* No! I ain't afraid of nuthin!

(except death, stinging insects and getting stuck in the mother of all traffic jams)

Would marriage rates plunge if every couple trying to get a divorce was paraded on national television and forced to describe the horrors of the marriage they want to end in vivid and painful detail?

 

[Snowcone]

No. Thrill-seekers would clamor for matrimony.

Is there the possibility that you are Steven Seagal's long lost twin?