Yes or no. And that's final.

[Amy SF]

No, I'm really Clint Eastwood's long lost twin. In fact, you missed the angry conversation I had with an empty red velvet loveseat onstage at the Democratic National Convention because it was cut from the broadcast due to embarrassment.

Do you consider baby tarantulas to be exceedingly adorable?

 

[Lord Snot]

No.

Is it ever okay to use comic sans in professional documents?

 

[RascalsMom]

No

Do you like the color purple?

 

[Lord Snot]

Yes

Are bananas tastier when they are not quite ripe?

 

[hungryraccoon]

No. They are tastier when not eaten at all.

Is it time for a cup of tea?

 

[Lord Snot]

Nope!

Is it a bad thing to be old and single with 10 cats?

 

[hungryraccoon]

It's not?

No. That is my aim in life!

Can you pat your head whilst rubbing your belly?

 

[Lord Snot]

Yes.. well, sometimes.

Have you ever been to Asia?

 

[RascalsMom]

No

Do you live with dogs?

 

[Lord Snot]

No

Do you think the drool smiley is gross?

 

[RascalsMom]

Yes

Do you live with cows?

 

[Lord Snot]

No

Do you like watching quiz/game shows?

 

[RascalsMom]

No

Do you like iced tea?

 

[Amy SF]

Yes.

Are you a very hairy person?

 

[RascalsMom]

No. I shave.

Are you a social butterfly?

 

[Cerebellion]

No, I'm an introverted larva.

Do you collect any kind of collectables or souvenirs?

 

[FortyTwo]

No, I'm an introverted larva.

 

[Amy SF]

No, I'm an introverted larva.

Do you collect any kind of collectables or souvenirs?

Yes, stray cats. I'm currently up to one. I hope to get more soon, if I can figure out where I can fit them in my small apartment.

Are you scared of the dark?

 

[Snowcone]

No. Only the lark. Those damnable things are horrifying.


Is Theodon Tidlivius your professional rival?

 

[Snowcone]

No.

Are you a thread assassin?