Yes or no. And that's final.

[Envy]

Yes, that they are very profound.

Have you ever encountered a rare bird?

 

[Amy SF]

Yes. Me.

Have you ever photoshopped your own head onto the body of President Obama or First Lady Michele Obama?

 

[Snowcone]

No. I have PSed my head on a cactus, however.

Can you really say that there is time for a good pot of tea at all times?

 

[Amy SF]

Yes, Dammit! *slurp*

Can you dance like a real dance freak?

 

[FortyTwo]

No. I have PSed my head on a cactus, however.

Was it Chuck Norris?

 

[Kittendumpling]

Was it Chuck Norris?

No, it was Christopher Lee.


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How do you feel about teapots?

 

[Snowcone]

How do you feel about teapots?

Yes.

Are you averse to brain-powered mossmen?

 

[Captain Caveman]

Err......probably.

Can you remember the last time something really interesting happened to you?

 

[RascalsMom]

Yes.

Do you eat dessert after dinner/supper?

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Have you visited a museum recently?

 

[Captain Caveman]

Yes, my house. It has lots of old stuff in it.

Have you ever held someone in high esteem, then when you finally meet them they turn out to be a bit of a dickbrain?

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Are you planning to eat any broccoli this week?

 

[RascalsMom]

Yes.

Do you live with a dog?

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Have you ever done any karaoke singing?

 

[Captain Caveman]

No.


Have you ever looked under your floorboards for a missing person?

 

[KLS52]

No.

Have you or will you be going on vacation/holiday this year?

 

[Captain Caveman]

I very much doubt it.

Have you ever stood on a Smurf?

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Did you do anything or go somewhere romantic on Valentine's Day this year?

 

[Dedalus]

No. Never. My wife and I don't go for that Hallmark holiday crap.

Did you ever receive a tip for something you did from a stranger who remained anonymous?

 

[beancounter]

No.

Have you ever played a video game while drunk or high and won?