Yes or no. And that's final.

[Captain Caveman]

Yes.

Have you ever been locked in a lavatory?

 

[Second Summer]

Yes.

(In fact it was an outdoor loo. Same thing! Some bloody cousin did it.)

Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

 

[Mr Crunchy]

No.

Can you handle the truth?

 

[Amy SF]

Yes. No. It depends on what the truth is.

Have you ever had to housebreak a puppy?

 

[Mr Crunchy]

Yes. It's much easier than potty training a human.

Does eating hot peppers make you hiccup?

 

[Amy SF]

No. Just burning, awful burning, like you wouldn't believe.

Have you ever either participated in or attended a gay or lesbian wedding?

 

[Mr Crunchy]

No, it just became legal here two weeks ago and the invitations haven't arrived yet...

Have you ever "seen" a ghost?

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Have you ever been a juror for a murder trial?

 

[ledboots]

No I've never been a juror.

Have you ever held a puppy in the air like in The Lion King? (My kindergarten age daughter did with her baby brother lol)

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Have you ever been to a wine tasting at a vineyard?

 

[Mr Crunchy]

Yes! I particularly enjoy the champagne producers such as Korbel and Gloria Ferrrar.

Have you ever attended a Burns Supper?

 

[Amy SF]

No. I don't know what that is. *goes to check on Google*

Okay, now I do. But my answer is still No.

Do you make your own potato chips (crisps) or french fries (chips)?

 

[Captain Caveman]

No.

Do you fart along to your favourite TV theme tune?

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Do you have a band-aid anywhere on your body right now?

 

[Captain Caveman]

I believe i do, and i've just yanked it off. "OUUCCCCHHH" that bloody hurt, it took a million hairs with it.

Do you have a telepathic ability to tell people to shut up whilst having to endure their horrendous, blathering babble?

 

[Mr Crunchy]

I wish! No, but I'm working on it.

Do you know the difference between baking soda and baking powder?

 

[Amy SF]

Now that I think about it, no.

Do you have at least one item that's been sitting in your Wish List on a shopping website for such a long time that you no longer want the item?

 

[Captain Caveman]

Afraid not.

Have you ever used a banana for a different purpose rather than just eating it?

 

[ledboots]

Yes, I have a trick where I "slice" the banana by sewing it with a needle and thread and then handing someone a pre-sliced banana. They peel it and the slices fall out

Do you like to play video games?

 

[Amy SF]

No.

Do you own anything made out of hemp, other than a joint?