Yes or no. And that's final.

[Amy SF]

LOL

 

[Snowcone]

 

[Amy SF]

Yes!

Are you a sensitive soul who cries at the drop of a hat and sees beauty in everything?

 

[Snowcone]

Nope. I can't see beauty in horrid things.

Are you planning to rob a toy store?

 

[Amy SF]

Yes, just as soon as I find my water gun.

If you ever get a crick in your neck, would you like me to massage it out?

 

[Snowcone]

No. That's what head-butting the wall is for.

Can soap operas be profound?

 

[Amy SF]

Yes, but they have to kill off a character in order to be profound.

Do you ever pretend to be deaf just so you don't have to talk to strangers?

 

[Snowcone]

No. I just assume that nobody is ever talking to me, and instead is talking to someone directly behind me, or to their bluetooth.

Have you ever assembled and then disassembled a turban fashioned out of twine?

 

[Dedalus]

No. But I can macrame.

Do you believe left-handed people are more creative?

 

[Muggle]

Lol no. But that's from personal experience of being left-handed and not having a single creative bone in my body. For others, I don't know.

Have you ever hugged a tree?

 

[thefadedone]

Of course I have! I am a treehugging vegetarian of course.

Do you know how to knit?

 

[Snowcone]

No. I do know how to wield those needles in a deadly fashion, however.

Is there a musical instrument you'd like to learn OTHER than the guitar, piano, or violin?

 

[KLS52]

Yes, I would love to play the harp.

Do you believe in angels?

 

[thefadedone]

Yes in the spirit of a deceased person meaning of an angel.

Are you a loud person?

 

[Amy SF]

No, just the opposite. I've a very quiet person.

Have you ever done anything really stupid on a dare?

 

[KLS52]

Hellza yeah...and no, I'm not telling the Internet what it was.

Would you ever sit through a Brady Bunch marathon? Willingly?

 

[Snowcone]

No. Such a monstrous proposal.


Would you like rabbits more if they clucked like chickens?

 

[Captain Caveman]

Yes, as long as they don't start dropping turds the size and shape of eggs.

Have you got dancing and prancing fairies at the bottom of your garden, having tea parties in dingly dell?

 

[Amy SF]

No, not anymore. They were getting noisy and raising a ruckus and the neighbors called to complain, so I put 'em to work scrubbing the bathroom and making my lunch.

Do you have big hairy Hobbit feet?

 

[Snowcone]

Yes, since I have two of the three adjectives and we're rounding to the nearest answer.

Do you know what they say about arctic porcupines?