Yes or no. And that's final.

A snoring pet? Yes, sometimes. She sounds like my cell phone on vibrate!
Do you have to do all dishes before you go to bed?
 
Yes.

Do you buy produce out of season just because you can, knowing full well it probably won't be as good as it is in-season?
 
Yes, as long as I can wear my underpants on the outside. I think a nice pair of purple Y-fronts would be very snazzy.

Do you use toilet paper to blow your nose or have you got your own dainty handkerchief?
 
No, I use Kleenex tissues.

Do you stubbornly hold onto one or more items of clothing considered outdated in 2017 because it still fits you, it hasn't fallen apart yet, and you like it?
 
On certain people, yes.
(For football/soccer fans) Are you happy with the vote to expand the World Cup to 48 teams?