Yes or no. And that's final.

Yes.

Have you ever read a book or watched a movie that everyone was raving about and insisted that you had to experience the book or movie as well, and you ended up being disappointed in it and wondered what everyone was raving about?
 
Oh yes.

Do you participate in a Super Bowl pool?
 
Not any more. :eek:

Do you miss the "good old days"?
 
No. Coffee gives me the sh*ts. So it would turn my bottom into a raging maniac as I scrambled for the lavatory.

Do you attend fancy dress parties?
 
I've no way of knowing how badly you suffer from back pain... but yeah, I have definite issues... even blew out a vertebra many years ago... also, bending over for long periods of time really messes me up.

Do you listen to public radio?
 
Yes.

Do you change your sheets at least once a week?