Yes or no. And that's final.

I'll say no, even though I don't know what you're talking about. I'll make a firm decision rather than sitting on the fence and receiving splinters up my anus.

Are there human colonies on the planet Mars that have been there for decades, but we have been lied to by the powers that be?
 
Yes

Do you untie the laces on your shoes before taking them off (as opposed to just kicking them off while they're still tied)
 
Yes.

Is there an attempt at cooking or baking something in your past that was considered an unmitigated disaster at the time but has since become a funny anecdote you like to tell?
 
Any chance you can tell US about it? :p

Miracles? No.

Ever accidentally get something stuck in your hair that required cutting out a large chunk of your hair to get it out?
 
No. But I did once get my hair stuck IN a hairdryer and had to cut a chunk off to free it.

Do you like olives?
 
No...and yes.

Do you peel potatoes before boiling them?
(I don't! Haha)
 
Yes (unless I'm making garlic smash potatoes, then I leave the skin on).
When you eat sandwich cookies (like Oreos), do you eating the cream filling first and then the cookie part?
 
Yes, actually, with my dad when I was a kid at a country fair.

Do you wear socks to bed?
 
Err.... I don't know what you're talking about again, but i'll still say yes.

Have you ever bumped your head on the ceiling whilst jumping on the bed?
 
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